Keno blows!!!


When I was a kid, I didn't notice. In fact, I probably thought he was awesome because of his martial arts skill. But after watching this again on youtube, WOW! Every time the guy opens his little brat mouth, it's like nails on a chalkboard. But I must admit, he is quite the charmer. The way he slips into April's apartment like Keno Suave. And how about his comment to that girl who weighed about 120? "When I do, I'll dream of something a little thinner. *high-pitched-douche-laugh*"
Ah, Keno, encouraging eating disorders with every delivery.

What a little chode!

"I like fixin' people gooood!"
- Papa Jupiter

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"Chode" is a good way to describe him. I never understood why the filmmakers had Ernie Reyes make his character so unlikeable in the first seconds we meet him.

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This thread is blasphemous! Ernie Reyes is the man! 2 words... Surf Ninjas!!!

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You're right, Dolemite!

I'll never forget his class line in that film. "Hey, I found Waldo. Psych!"

"I like fixin' people gooood!"
- Papa Jupiter

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I thought the Henson workshop did a fantastic job on Keno. He almost looks like an actual human teenager. The kid doing the voice acting is awful though.

'Cause there's thunder in your heart. Every move is like lightning!

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You must have missed the part where he barges into the club at the end, does a front flip up the stage, and spin kicks the canister of ooze right out of Shredder's hands like a total badass.

Everyone else is standing around with their turtle junk in their own hands wondering what to do, but Keno busts in and handles things. Also without him they could never have infiltrated the foot clan.

He's probably more important to the plot than half the turtles actually...


"What? Do you wanna just sit around and be wrong?" - Liz Lemon

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I feel the exact same way. When I was a kid, he didn't bother me. But now, as an adult, he is extremely annoying.

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Your post makes no sense...first you start off bashing Keno then you start talking about all the things you liked about him, you sound like a bitter woman that cant let go of her ex! Keno was great in this movie!!!

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