1. If you give a gun to some kids, make sure all 10 of your fingerprints are on it.
2. Barbers are stingy with their cars.
3. The Department of Labor does not allow bruises in their dress code.
4. When robbing a drug dealer, make sure he sees your face.
5. Leave the food on the plate.
6. "Juice" was better than I thought.
7. Computerized stereos are baffling, even if you're smart.
8. Being college bound is no cure for desperation.
9. ALWAYS be home by 3am, or you're gonna get it.
10. No cops ever hang around Red Hook.
11. All black women have a STOOPID big booty.
12. Larry Love is a super lover undercover.
13. Drunkeness will make you break things, beat your wife, and have conversations with yourself and THE WHITE MAN who isn't there.
14. All whites in Red Hook are Italian-Americans who refer to blacks as Mulignans.
15. 1991 was a rough year for blacks, even in black cinema.
I saw you breaking the 5th Commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason.
16. what the world trade center looked like.
17. teen brothers & sisters still share bedrooms.
18. n.j. has cheap food.
19. a can also could be called a bottle.
20. a can could be used as a weapon.
21. lack of money will get u abused by ur spouse.
22. losing ur job will make ur spouse kill u.
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