worst action flick ever!!


man did it suck

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C'mon...it wasn't that bad. Have you seen some of Van Damme's movies lately?

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I cant believe you think this is the worst action movie ever. Have you seen Exit Wounds? That was way worse than this. What about Heatseeker? Have you seen that? Have you seen American Ninja 3? You apparently have not seen very many action/martial art movies.
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And let's not forget a little movie called The Transporter. :)

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Hey now, that may be your opinion but The Transporter was fun! And there are plenty of worse action movies out there than any Van Damme or Statham movie out there.

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This movie is the best. It has so many classic things in it:

1. Dolph jumping over a car.

2. Eating sushi off of naked chicks.

3. Tons of ass kicking.

4. Tia Carrere's body double in the hot tub (who looks nothing like her).

5. Too many great one liners to list here.

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I thought it was great when Dolph jumped off the roof of the boss' house while carrying Tia and barely bent his knees when he landed

And it seems she's never seen a gun before in her life, the scared way she held it after Dolph instructed her in baby-talk and moved her hands to the right places...yet she has no reservations about Seppuku

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Kickboxer 2 and Delta Force 2 were also much worse than Showdown in Little Tokyo... anyone seen those? If not, steer clear! ;-)

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You donĀ“t now what are you talking about.This is one of the best action/martial arts movies.

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It didn't suck that bad, Tia Carrere and Brandon Lee were in it!! They rock!!!

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