Brandon Lee, gaying it up?
Before anyone cries troll, I mean his character, not him, OK?
'If we die, I just want you to know, you have the biggest dick I've seen on a man.'
Really?, who wrote that?
Dudes just don't say that to other dudes. Not straight ones, anyway.
If in that situation, I'd be a little confused as to why a guy I barely know would choose to compliment me in such a way.
And the 'I saw you come out of the hot tub, I'd be scared too' line didn't help either...