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fave lines from PC 1 and 2


your dad is a moron ! he's a moron.you know what a moron is ? thats what your dad is ! - mr peabody
me and my brother always laugh at that line

send the little sweetheart in ( junior walks in ) - mr pea body


aaaarrrrgghhh !!!- mr peabody

i wouldnt do that if i were you-trixie


if i were you i wouldnt do alot of things.like go out in public-junior



and from the first film its smiley pies.i havent eaten a smiley pie in 15 years ! - marty
again another line me and my brother find hilarious

look a giraffe - clown

look a fist ! - marty



heeeerrreeessss daddy ! - little ben

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another fave from pc2 is when grandpa says five oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooo and he pinches Ben.it makes me laugh everytime ! thats in the scene where lawanda has just been to ben and juniors house.I think Michael oliver ( junior ) looks like he wants to laugh when he says that

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I laugh every time when Big Ben finds nippy froze and he says "Nippy what the hell happened to you?"

and "What in the hell is in this salad?

Lawanda: " It's blue cheese?


funny stuff!

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problem child 2 my favorite quote ever

what in the hell is in this salad- big ben sr.

it's blue cheese- lawanda.

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I'd like to know what michael olivers fave lines and scenes are from the films.so if you read this michael please let me know

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i think this is funny from pc 2

i hope he marries that rich broad.Coz i really need the money -Big ben

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and this one:

Your dad is a moron ! he's a moron ! you know what a moron is ? thats what your dad is ! - mr peabody


Has me in stitches of laughter everytime

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Yeah. I named my cat Nippy because of this movie

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Hubbys fave line is the Mr Peabody one already mentioned several times:
"Your dad is a Moron! He's a moron. Do you know what a moron is? ...That's what your dad is!"

My fave line is when Jr. is in the car and wont get out to go to school and he says; "I'd rather eat a turd" ... I LMAO every time!

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Mine is from PC 2 during Big Ben Healy's commercial for a starter kit. When the two girls in the hot tub, say "Wow, Big Ben!" "That's my name girls. That's my name!"

cracks me up everytime.

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my favorite lines are from the 2nd one. voytek claukinski and junior healy. hello. are the guy who was maried to debbie claukinski. yeah but then she left me she took my house my money and my pride. well i thought you liked to know that she found her self a new guy and there out at the st.pierre club having fun at your exspence. who is this? just call me a friend. oh ben this evening is perfect. now i know the mortville gazette club gave this restaurant 3 and a half forks. excuse me sir but we have a dress code. let me in here you fool. to us tonight. ah ha debbie you tramp what are you doing here. why cant i be a free woman and do what ever i want. i show you. deb come we take the bus home. like hell i will im out on a date. you homebreaker. my kidney. you bully. ben shame on you.

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From Problem Child 1:
"I want these pots so shiny I can see my face in them." - Head nun.
[Junior holds up a very dirty pan] "This one kind of looks like you" - Junior.

From Problem Child 2:
"We're experiencing some technical difficulties." - Trixie as puppet 1.
"Yeah, I had to scratch my balls." - Trixie as puppet 2.

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