This is for real?!

Like a real horror film? I saw a picture of the cover somewhere and just thought it was some cheap porno movie. I typed it into imdb for fun and low and behold: its a real freaking film!

Then I read it's also a musical? I was vaguely interested in seeing it for the sake of saying I saw it. But damn it, I hate musicals! Which is so weird because I love music?

This looks like, just based on its cover, like something you would have seen on USA'S Up All Night! Come to think of it, maybe I did see it on there as a kid? Or I could be crazy? Thoughts?

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"IT'S A THINGY! A FIENDISH THINGY!"