One of my favourite quotes from NAKED GUN 2 1/2 has to be....
Oh, it's alright. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
Its just soooo priceless!!! Classic Lt Frank Drebin!!!!
hmmm id have to say...
I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
and
Jane Spencer : Play our song, Sam.
Sam : Alright... DING DONG! The witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch!
and(theres a lot!)
Lt. Frank Drebin : Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town.
[A male shop assistant appears from a storeroom]
Sex Shop Assistant : Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
Lt. Frank Drebin : [to the Female Assistant] It's a gift.
haha great great movie! im watching it now!
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my favorite quote of what frank drebin said is this
"This is Lt. Frank Drebin Police Squad, throw down the gun on the floor and come out with your hands up OR come out and then put the gun down, which ever way you want to do it!"
Lt. Frank Drebin: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right.
"You're confusing hair with schizophrenia. Common mistake." - missgreen16
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oh the best line is definitely:
leslie nielson: 'ive been dating a writer. she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. you've probably read it'
Nah, my favourite lines have to be:
George Bush: I want to offer you a new job. It won't be easy. It'll mean working with some of the scummiest, most dispicable lowlifes in our society.
Drebin: You want me to join your cabinet?
One of my favorite's gotta be this one, during a discussion between Frank and Ed:
"It's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank?"
"Uh, not right now, Ed."
Oh, damn how hard I laughed! I was crying for like 5 minutes after that!
Frank is at a 'drown your sorrows bar' having an arguement with Jane, he chases her out of the bar shouting: 'I love being single! I have'nt had this much sex since i was a Boy Scout Leader!'.
shareDo you realize that because of you the city is being overrun by baboons.
Isn't that the fault of the voters?
You Can Run From Suspiria...You Can Hide From Suspiria...But You Cannot Escape Suspiria!
I have 2 favorites:
Professor Meinhiem: "You're thinking of Him again. What was his name? Frank?
You just can't stop thinking about him, Can you?"
Jane: "Who?"
Professor Meinhiem: "Frank!"
and
Lyrics to the Blues song at the BLUE NOTE
....I get out of bed....wish I was dead
and I hope you do, too....
[Frank meets Jane after a long time]
Lt. Frank Drebin: How are the children?
Jane Spencer: We didn't have any children.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.
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C'MON, the following bit is still being ripped off today in other movies and TV shows.
Frank, using the bullhorn: "This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up; or come on out *then* throw down your guns -- which ever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here, ONE: guns to be thrown down; TWO: come on out."
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's an awfully big mustache.
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Mine would have to be the whole boxing dialogue with Frank, Ed and Nordburg
Ed - You sure know your boxing
Frank - All I know is never bet on the white guy
I'm doing excellent shopping
"I want a world where Frank Jr., and all the Frank Jrs., can breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter."
"It's ancient history, like the Democratic party."
Frank: "Jane said she'd meet us at the rear entrance."
Ed: "Where's that?"
Frank: "In the back."
Jane: "Who would want to kill you?"
Frank: "Before tonight, only the cable company."
"You're part of a dying breed, like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsberg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
"Well you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger."
"Looks like the cows have come home to roost."
Doorman: "Your coat, sir?"
Frank: "Yes it is, and I have the receipt to prove it."
Hapsberg: "Que sera sera. You do speak French, don't you Lieutenant?"
Frank: "No but I do kiss that way."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious brooding sociopath."
"A sick twisted individual, full of self-hate, and possibly a few months behind on his rent, had finally snapped."
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"You're a dying breed Hapsburg, just like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh sure, not as much as jumping onto a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
And this one...
"We've got a long road ahead of us. Just like having sex. It's a painful, arduous struggle that seems to go on and on, and just when you think you're getting somewhere, nothing happens."
Not a quote but I almost died laughing when the waiter at the Blue Note wasn't wearing any pants under his apron. The look on Ed's face when he noticed it was priceless.
shareMy favorite line is "Fine I enjoy being single. I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!"
Now who's the punk...Bitch?--Sara Sidle
"But that's a Red Light District, why would he go there?"
"Sex, Frank?"
"Not right now, we have work to do"
also the obscure twilight zone reference: "It's a cookbook! It's a COOKBOOK!"
I hate you and your weird nipples!
My favorite line in that whole movie is:
Jane: Frank, meet Dr. Meinheimmer.
Frank: Don't get up.
Lololol.
AND WHEN nORDBURG WAS BUILDING THE GUN. cLASSIC.
See a woman that's quick to get that booty active, lay her down and smack'em yack'em.
The Mayor: Drebin, do you know that because of you, the city is being over-run by baboons?
Drebin: Yes, but isn't that the fault of the voters?
And this one I laugh so hard at can't tell you why but:
Capt. Ed Hawkins: "Good Lord, look what they did to Dr. Meinheimer!"
Just the way he emphasizes the "good lord" gets me every time, then the Look on Frank's face when he sees Meinheimer...good stuff.
Concerning the twilight zone reference. Are you aware that this is the same actor who played the role of the professor in the original Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man"? Now that is obscure!
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