That 'Goldilocks' defense was hilarious!
When Fred & Jane are at the Odyssey of the Mind, and one of the presentations is about Goldilocks.
"Just because I'm tired, hungry, and...blonde..."
"What Goldilocks did was against the law."
"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."