22. When seriously hurt you will bleed at first but it will stop after a while
23. Tasting ones own blood brings on super human powers (explains Bruce Lee)
24. Private Prisons are Bad
25. No matter how corrupt the second in command is the Head guy is always worse
26. Demons make very nice ground beef
27. Tendons can simply be tied together when cut
28. All the martial arts you need to know can be taught to you in one night by your creepy uncle that allowed you to grow up in an orphanage
29. 5 bullets in you chest distracts from all the weapons you have stored up your a**
30. When punched hard enough the last thing you will see before you die will not be your life flashing before your eyes but a high contrast x-ray showing exactly what killed you
31. Punching rain relieves stress and increases rage.
32. Chains? What chains?
33. The real villian always gets away, this time its the wardens son(unless I really missed something, I was praying for him to get his spinal cord removed scorpion style)
34. You can break chains and flip out after being buried for 7 days but not before
35. When your uncle throws giant 400 pound rocks at you, its cause he loves you
36. Black silk prison outfits don't stain with blood
37. your head is made up of Two key parts, Upper and Jaw, both of which separate easily from the other when punched or kicked
38. Hydrolic presses can kill a terminator but not a really strong guy whose lost alot of blood, a jaw, a hand and has a serious broken arm
39. Andy Deuphrane was a punk
40. Metal goes from a state rubber to plastic to diamonds based on how its handled
41. prison life consists of walking around the prison, fighting, and working for your captours
42 is the ultimate answer to life the universe and everything
43. that I really have no Idea how gorey these asian movies can get
Why do the smart kids quote Citizen Kane?
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atari_saturna
14 years ago
44: A guy who get's his jaw ripped away is intact and can speak albeit bloody in the next shoot.
45: When you want to practice your strength go to a cemetery and kick the *beep* out of the tomb stones or have them throwed at you.
46: When you get tired of the prison you can easily break out by punching the wall.
47: don't mess with the boss or he becomes a demon.
48: Show the prisoners the head of a demon and they will start cheering although it's the first time they see a deamons head.
49: No prison is complete without a drug plant and a biiig meat grinder.
50: You can use a leaf as a harmonica by just blowing at it.
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agentdc7
14 years ago
"48: Show the prisoners the head of a demon and they will start cheering although it's the first time they see a deamons head. "
That's good one!
51. Dogs that walk around at night must be split in two.
52. Where the hell did that dog come from!?
53. M60's are standard issue in some prisons.
54. After being buried alive for 7 days, you will be perfectly clean.
55. To act like you're talking/concerned, continuously point at something.
56. When you punch someone in the head, the head will either A. fall off B. explode C. leave an imprint of your fist D. cause your opposite eye to pop out like a quark.
57. Leaders of cells live underground.
58. Balloon bullets turn your blood into air.
59. Don't talk behind the Warden's back, literally.
60. One forearm can yield a lot of ground beef.
61. A needle and thread can penetrate through a stone wall.
62. If you lose both your eyes, you can still see out of a fake one.
63. No books shelf is complete without a collection of porno tapes.
64. Get punched by air will give you a nose bleed.
65. Some people are so hungry they can eat a whole horse.
66. Some inmates take showers with their pants on. What they say about prison showers are true in the future too.
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gillygoo
14 years ago
67. Late 80s haircuts will still be fashionable in the year 2001.
68. A remote control helicopter can be romantic.
69. You can't be a warden if you don't have good kung fu.
70. A glass eye is the perfect place to store mints.
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