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[This post was deleted because it had its nostrils fried in Panmunjon]
share[This post was deleted because I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?]
share[This post was deleted because after surviving a jet crash, it wound up looking like a deer, got shot by a hunter, got eaten by the hunter's family, and had its head mounted on the wall.]
Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger
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Hey! You're not old enough to drink! Now go and die for your country!!!
[This post was deleted because I thought I saw Elvis.]
--Myk
I'm probably being sarcastic...