Favorite line/scene?


vinnie at the party when the 1st girl ignores him.
"ugly bitch."

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vinnie/fernando:"johnny...hey johnny...which way do a pussy go? like this or like this?"
all the gys in the car:"AHHHHHHH!"

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you are N0T the father!

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the arguement between willie & tommy.
willie:"you need a friend like me to teach you how to be a REAL black man,cause I know your name is tom for a reason."
then he goes on to say I think it's so funny.
"& buy me an egg sandwich."
we used to crack up about that. he's bumming yet demanding he buys it for him,& used proper english. too funny!

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I like vinnie's reaction when he sits by lila at the pool hall. then he sits willie by her.


at the club they try getting in,the bouncer says"you better put this dog back on his leash before I hurt him."

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vinnie:"you can see her *beep* men for 25 cents-25cents! the least she could do is charge a full dollar!"
& the way he pronounces "dollar"

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*beep* fun. I want some pussy. Lol

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why do you call him Vinnie if his name is Fernando, he thinks his Italian, the cop he thinks his a Italian,

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tommy-"oh,you think I wanna dance with you? well guess what big head? I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a saber toothed tiger BITCH,waddaya think about that?"


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vanessa:'i'm not trying to be a bitch you know?"
vinny says while evesdropping:"she's a bitch."
they all nod in agreement.

while still evesdropping vanessa says:"I really like frederick..."
they all laugh about his name & repeat it.


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Lol

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vinnie/fernando:"open up it's the police! open up I know you got that 9 year old girl in there!"
tommy says:"what the *beep*?"

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