A Few Things I Learned From The Five Heartbeats

lmao. you ain't said nothing but a word

the m.c. doesn't make the house rules.
having 1 or 2 drinks could make you an alcoholic.
when someone is imitating your style, ask them "how does it feel to be me?"
the best time to hit on a widow is at her deceased husband's funeral.

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Popeye has eaten his spinach

Big Red is one heck of an actor, judging from that funeral scene.

Duck looks exactly like a Salvation Army employee.

Anne Marie Johnson is smart enough to know what rhymes with carriage and starts with "m".

If you can have any woman you want, the woman who your brother finally falls in love with should be your first choice.

The Four Horsemen will outlast The Five Heartbeats. I'm sure those stylish wigs help.

Big Red tells tired, old jokes and thinks that they are hilarious.

SEE "THE RAP CRITIC":
http://www.youtube.com/user/AndreJaxon

If you mess with Sarge, he'll take you outside and beat yo' ass like ya stole somethin'!

"Now you go get me a beer and a woman. I'll give that waterbed a workout!"
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

Your kid sister is just good enough to help you write and sing songs, but not good enough to join the band.

A group with a name like "The Brownsville Boys" can actually be successful.

JT and Duck apparently have an ability to sing without actually opening their mouths (see the talent show when Choir Boy is returning to the stage).

Telling a girl you want to walk to edge of erotica will guarantee instant panty-dropping.

Old country boys with "small, little companies" are also fluent in French.

One long note can make a woman climax. (I need to learn how to sing. lol)

The best way to show your concern for a child is to tell him he won't be s**t.

There are no stupid comments, just stupid people...

sarge (harold nicholas) will whip ya like you stole somethin,and always has a pretty girl half his age on his arm

*eddie kang aint gonna be sh!! cuzz his daddy aint sh!!



The game done changed....Game's the same,just got more fierce..

-That music can sound like it did in the 80'...during the 60'...

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If you leave your Bible at a phone booth, something bad is sure to happen.

Never go to a middle class girl's house wearing mix matched shoes. Her mother will think you're with the Salvation Army.

If you are in the south driving in the middle of the night and a couple of racist cops pull you over, just sing "I got nothin but love for you baby" in acapella and everything will be alright.

Never trust a choir boy. He knows all your parts and will probably try to take your position in the group. He'll also help your girlfriend cheat on you with your brother.

When your ex group mate is down on his luck and asks you for his job back before doing an impromptu audition, give him your business card and tell him that he's making a fool out of himself.

If you're on your way to catch your girlfriend cheating, it won't even faze you when the radio says that your ex group mate has just been shot, while trying to hold up a liquor store.

The Five Horsemen sound a lot like a 90's, R&B girl group. (watch the video soul video that the kids were watching at the barbeque).


Happy 2014!!!

Arimas, Samira