Favorite Lines

"What good's a wooden dog? Oh sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?"

"Pretty soon the kids won't have to worry about eating the Brussel sprouts because the Brussel sprouts will be eating them."

"Nobody home, I guess they're out robbing grave or biting the heads off chickens or whatever's in Voodoo Vogue."

"You will suffer the fate of your forefathers!"
"I never had four fathers, I only had one father and I never knew him that well!"

"It looked like a Mr. Potato Head only it was the size of a watermelon!"

How about a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips?

how bout a bumper sandwhich boogerlips?

your going to pay for the sins of your four fathers. I didn't have fourfathers I had one and I did not know him that well

each decident would get dummer and dummer and dummer

Eat MIAK and die!

"The only dangerous thing in these woods would be the Dutch Biting Tree. And I know none of us are Dutch."

"M, I, something, K . . . Of course! Miak! Authentic Bulgarian Miak!!!"

his multiple personalities....

"wheres my machine gun...wheres my little machine gun?"

"is there no mercy?"

"hairspray can fix anything."

"MIAK...authentic bulgarian MIAK...thought i couldnt find any this year, but im a little to tricky for ya."

"hey trolls how bout some of this milk punch...that milk must of gone bad..."

insanly funny.



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my fight is truth...

"It's the Murdocks"
"Later dudes see you all tomorrow"
"Disguised as a yummy child"

"No don't put my head in those gears, I have a family back at the doll factory"
"I'll send them a nice card"

There ain't no trees in Botswana..uhuh I know I'm a Botswanian lumberjack and I ain't never had a job.

It the milk... it eradicates them, ya it gets rid of them too.

I thought we needed dress shields.

I'm Your Huckleberry