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Ok, Derek Jarman has failed once again. His short films suck the life out of their viewers, his direction aparently sucks the life out of his actors, and he is incapable of creating a coherent concept to hold his productions together. Edward II is quite misinterpreted in this movie, as being about homosexuality; one reviewer even labeled it as being "pro-gay." The reason Edward II was a bad king is that he was corrupt, not that he gay. He wasted his time and resources on his illegitimate lover, a sin whether that lover is a man or woman. Anyone who wants to emphasize the homosexual aspect of this relationship should remember that Edward II was not the first or the last king to have a gay lover, but the other kings were better at discretion and did not drive their kingdoms into turmoil. The point is, if Gaveston were a woman, it would be just as big a problem. But some people just really like softcore gay porn (see Troy).

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It was based on Christopher Marlowe's play. Not the apparent truth. Were you there mr. historian? It's a theatrical piece and in the original the theme that was constant was that of Edward being gay, and being oblivious to what was going on around him in the politics of the country. When Jarman made this film, it was a statement to clause 28, that the government was going to introduce to ban homosexuality and same sex education. This clause is still discussed to date in the British government. Obviously you're not a fan of Jarman's films and came to the board to gain some kind of reaction. So there you have it. Now Jarman's dead. This film is the last of it's kind. Not many film-makers take the risks and have the artistic vision that Jarman had, nowadays.

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First off, I KNOW it's based on the play, which I have read. And whether we're talking about history or the play, my point is the same: The important theme of the story is not homosexuality, it is the incompetence of the king. Derek, a gay director and a lousy artist, wanted to make this a play about homosexuality for his own political purposes, and ther in lies the problem. If you want to make a production of an Elizabethan play about homosexuality, see Trolius and Creseda (I think).

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Homophobic rubbish! You really have lost the battle by that post - talk about digging yourself into a big hole. Why don't you make a film then? Or put on an amateur production somewhere like Slough, to satisfy your existence on the planet. He might be "a lousy artist" in your opinion. Derek Jarman was able to put his imagination and vision onto film. You can't take that away from him no matter what you post next. Why don't you go and see "Women Beware Women" And by the way, ther in? surely you mean therein, if thou art so well read as you seem to think. Trolius and Creseda...hmmm shouldn't that be: Troilus and Cressida (or maybe your version is a different one to that of ol' Will) which, may I add, wasn't a GAY play anyhow. I think you should really check your facts and your spelling before ranting back about something you really don't seem to understand. I wonder if you've actually acheived any acclaim at anything in your life, or you're just bitter. Well done on beginning to grasp the usage of a keyboard and a mouse though. Maybe you could get one those camera phones like those stupid kids and go gay bashing down by the River Thames, sound like that would float your boat.

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wasn't bright putting your e-mail address on your profile was it. :)

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Mr. Wall, I believe the anger and frustration is not directed at your opinion of the movie, but at your slandering of the deceased Derek Jarman. So it wasn't, in your opinion, your favorite depiction of the philandering King Edward II, and you are not a fan of the artistic vision of Mr. Jarman; both of which you are well right to express. The issue is how you choose to express your disdain by casting aspersions on a man who is no longer alive to defend himself or his vision. If you have serious issues with homosexuality in cinema, hop on over to the Brokeback Mountain messageboard and espouse your homophobic dogma there, where Ang Lee can respond to whatever drivel you happen to eruct. Actors, directors, producers, et. al. do happen to peruse the message boards from time to time.

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Mr Wall, or should I say Scott? Director extraordinaire! (In your own opinion) (http://www.myspace.com/thekidisalright) I think you have serious issues about homosexuality, and I couldn't agree more with splister and sgarre1.

For someone who lives and works in the theatre in San Francisco (the gay capital of the West Coast of America) I think you're going to have a lot of trouble on your next productions, either as a director or actor, as a lot of people are going to know about you and exactly what you are all about. People don't like homophobes in the theatre world and let me just remind you, you work in "fringe" theatre, if you continue on with your attitude, you will not work in the future.

I think you should take a long hard look at yourself, and stop jumping to attack people who are not attacking you, they are clearly making points no different from you, but you did resort to petty words of negativity which does show a certain amount of immaturity on your part.

Also remember Derek was well loved, and a lot, let me just re-itirate that, A LOT, of people in the business loved him and still love him to this day. So the best of luck to you and your theatre company in the future, lets hope one day you will concentrate on improving your own work rather than worrying about making critiques and examinations upon others.

People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones, especially not at the beginning of their career.

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Such hypocrisy. And I'm not trying to be rude because I don't think you're a bad person, just very very mistaken.
First of all, I don't recall slandering anyone, I expressed my opinion that I don't like Derek Jarmin, which is something these boards are here for. And second, you seem convinced that I am a homophobe based on what? I have worked closely with gays, acting in very gay-themed plays, sharing dressing rooms, my roommate is gay, and none of them have ever thought me to be the slightest bit intolerant. So I find it more laughable than offensive that you accuse me of homophobia. Like I said, I don't think it makes you a bad person, just sadly mistaken.
However I may have a lower opinion of Splitster, who looked me up on MySpace and hacked my account because he doesn't agree with my opinions on Derek. I think that proves my point about him being overly sensitive and easily angered.

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MrWall21,You said that you don’t like Derek Jarmin, did you know him? Do you not like him personally or do you just not like his work? It seems that you are getting mighty worked up over this topic to be just someone posting a movie critique. If it is personal, then it is slanderous because you have an ulterior motive for posting the review. That is just my take on what I have seen here.

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I don't recall ever making personal remarks about Mr. Jarmin, only about his work.

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You do not recall making the statement , well let me refresh your memory...

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Such hypocrisy. And I'm not trying to be rude because I don't think you're a bad person, just very very mistaken.
First of all, I don't recall slandering anyone, I expressed my opinion that I don't like Derek Jarmin, which is something these boards are here for. And second, you seem convinced that I am a homophobe based on what? I have worked closely with gays, acting in very gay-themed plays, sharing dressing rooms, my roommate is gay, and none of them have ever thought me to be the slightest bit intolerant. So I find it more laughable than offensive that you accuse me of homophobia. Like I said, I don't think it makes you a bad person, just sadly mistaken.


You did not say that you did not like his work; you said that you did not like him…personally.
You also seem to be under the impression that these boards are here for you to launch a personal vendetta against anyone of your choosing.(note in red)
I beg to differ, I saw nothing in the IMdb Terms and Conditions that said these boards were here for anything other than discussing aspects of the entertainment industry.

I notice that nowhere in your litany of gay contacts did you mention a friend.
Just an observation!

Marching to the beat of a different drummer

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There was no hypocrisy. You brought up the fact that Mr. Jarman was gay and his vision was biased due to his political stance. This amounts to slander in the way that you are saying he perverted art, truth, and history to perpetuate his own interests. Were you attacking his artistic integrity? The fact that he was gay has nothing to do with the fact that the play, which if you read, you know he didn't write it, was written to address the microcircumstance of homosexuality and this particular king. Furthermore, to say that his artistic vision is rubbish and that he puts audiences to sleep is patently false. He may bore you, but you are entitled to that opinion. I didn't engage in any ad hominem attacks against you, you came off as a homophobe. Perhaps you should work on your delivery so that you might not be misinterpreted in the future. And Cressida was a girl...

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Scott. Mr Director! Shut your stupid mouth. Before it gets you in even more trouble. Your myspace is a public domain that a lot of people over the past months have visited, to laugh at your production photos and fat face. It is very funny. And Sandy Powell loves your costumes. No one hacked it. You are just arrogant and stupid. You feign knowledge when you are lacking it, you are not worldly wise, you are only in your early 20's, so you should really stop this arrogance and faux intelligence until you have actually lived and loved on this planet we call Earth before you think that you are always right, because you're not and it's about time you started to realise that, you won't get anywhere in your career, if you can't take criticism. It's all about having respect and you were disrespectful. Mr Jarman would laugh at all your comments and say "Yes Scott, you are right and I am wrong again". It's that quality in a person that makes him a true artist and a loving soul. But as the others have said, he's not here to defend himself.


Now say sorry and we'll forget all about it.

And before I forget it's Jarman not Jarmin.


"Love the art in yourself, not yourself in art" Stanislavsky


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Hacked your account? If I'd hacked it, then I would have changed your page entirely. Choose your words correctly, this is just another example of your lack of knowledge and ignorance. Oh Scotty, scotty, scotty, what shall we do with you eh? The poor boy who doesn't know how to spell the capital of Scotland, i.e. Edinburgh, who claims to have seen the world through some soliloquies, fascinating work young auteur.

Hmm, I have been pondering how to reply to you, and my thesis is this, if you have such a thing against "Derek Jarman" why do you not go on his personal page and air your thoughts? I would revel at the responses you would get. I think you mistake me for someone who gives a sh*t about your opinion of me, I'm one of the most laid back girls (excuse the pun - I'm sure you'd like that going from your posts on porn actors and if tinkerbell or whoever is hot?!?!) you'd ever meet. Not that I would ever want to meet you, it's no surprise that you don't get much of a response on myspace, I can tell that any girl who you've badgered with your weirdness wants you to take a hike.

Overall, my conclusion is this, 1. I dare you to go on Derek's page. 2. Grow up. 3. Or give up on any chances you will ever have of a professional career as an auteur, because the way you are heading boy, is downhill all the way, and I do feel sorry for you, with youth comes ignorance. I guess that in a few years time, you may still not appreciate the work of Derek, however, you may remember this discussion, and wonder, why did I say that. I admit, I'm guilty of being like that when I was young, but you must be able to learn from your mistakes, otherwise you never grow as a person, you'll never learn and you'll just become embittered and disappointed with everything you've got.

P.s. Don't use the "I've got friends who are gay etc" card in the future, it's pathetic.
Lotsa love, Splitster

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Interesting.
Perhaps I should have said I don't like Derek Jarman's WORK. That would have made everything alright. In any case, I don't see what my criticism of Derek has to do with your responses. And I'm not the only person who thinks little of him, just read the reviews of his movies. I noticed you chose to attack my age and face rather than ANY of the points I've made criticizing Mr. Jarman's work.
I also don't see what the point is of me going any further in explaining why I'm not homophobic. It could all be lies, from your point of view, but just because you asked for it, I have indeed had gay friends. Peter, Aldo, Gustavo, Brian, Sung, Chip, and another Brian to name a few. But this has nothing to do with anything, since my original post, which started your tirade of personal attacks was about how the play is not even about homosexuality, good or bad. I am not the first person to say this.
BTW, have you seen any play I have been in or directed? Do you know any of my friends or coworkers? I think me previous observations about you bear repeating, you have some serious problems, even if you say you are laid back, you seem overly sensitive and vengeful and I'm guessing you are projecting a lot of that onto me, especially by making huge accusations and assumptions.

Just to keep this thread relevant:
Derek Jarman's production design is always the best part of his movies. He makes great use of lighting and color but seems to direct his actors to underact. Gaveston is played as almost lobotomized, completely selfish and borderline insane. This does not make for a interesting or moving relationship with Edward. The characters generally lack passion or motivation, presenting their lines like the manuscript itself, only to hold the scenes together. The same could be said for Jarman's Tempest, which lacks the romance, magic, or urgency which the story requires. Everything is calm and rolls along at a steady and peaceful pace. Like his early experimental films, these movies are more like paintings.

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Personally, I have no clue who you are... So there is no way to know if I've seen anything you've done. But my guess is probably not... which is kind of odd that you would be announcing that no one has ever seen anything that you have ever done. I don't care which gay people you know, quite irrelevant.
I understand other critics have been, well, critical of his work. However, there are obviously people who loved him and his artistic vision. This is not to say that your evaluation is wrong, just simply not the only opinion out there. I enjoyed Edward II, and I found Gaveston to be more pouty, understated, and seductive than lobotomized or insane. He was rather sexy in my opinion. I agree that the film did have a serene pace, but I felt that that signified the kings reluctance to notice that the proverbial *beep* was hitting the fan. Edward was so enraptured by Gaveston that he ignored all else, and time seemed to stand still.

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God Lord! I said it was just an observation! I didn’t mean for you to ‘Out’ anyone.
I wasn’t interested enough to try to find out anything about you. I’m still not! I have gleaned all that I need to know about you from your inane babblings.


Marching to the beat of a different drummer

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I know what you mean. I always want to like Jarman's films, but almost always find them disappointingly dull.

The film follows Marlowe in presenting Edward and Gaveston as completely obnoxious in the first half of the film. But Jarman omits Edward's transformation through suffering.

Because Mortimer is never fully developed in the film, his changes of fortune are uninvolving.

The lack of a clear point of view on the material makes itself evident in the introduction of gay activists half way through the film--are we to see them as dupes or are Edward and Gaveston victims of homophobia? Honestly, if anyone other than Jarman made the film, it would be easy to dismiss the film itself as homophobic.

The only strong performance is Tilda Swinton as the Queen. Her movement from suffering wife to vicious harpy is well delineated. She also shows what may be part of the issue with the other characters. She finds a surprizing vocal variety in the restrained delivery of the verse. Perhaps the other roles seem so monochromatic because the actors do not have her vocal resources?

In any case, Jarman's films always look better in photos and sound better in descriptions than they actually are to see. The only exception is Blue. But that film is an exception in so many ways.

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How many times did you actually masturbate to "TROY" ?

Being a retarded idiot -
you would probably make a version of "EDWARD II",
where Gaveston IS a woman .

Probably played by Pamella Anderson,
and the last line would be :
"Do you have a quarter ? CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES ." !

GO WATCH "BAYWATCH" - YOU MORON !!!











Titus Androgenicus

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what silly responses to a valid original point
he wasn't the least homophobic, bloody imdb...

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Some people feel obliged to defend the artistic choices made by their fellow travellers regardless of the merit of their work.

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Some very odd responses to the OP. None address the central point... both the King and his lover seem thoroughly obnoxious... or is that not meant to count if they both happen to be gay?

Is there some sort of theme to homosexual romance; that it's more 'poignant' when one party is a bit snide and self-centred, such as Bosey with Oscar Wilde?

The movie looks great and is an achievement, but even so...

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I suggest you re-read the play. Marlowe makes it unequivocally clear that the relationship between Gaveston and Edward is homosexual. It may not be so striking to a modern audience, but taking into account the allusions used by the playwright, it would have been unmistakable to a Renaissance audience. In the play Edward's murder is also associated with the conventional motifs of medieval martyrology, which is quite daring, applying a fate reserved for saints to that of a profane sodomite. Marlowe's play isn't the straightforward, damning critique of the King that you seem to think it is, it's much more ambiguous. Gaveston's first soliloquy for instance spells out Edward's sexual preferences quite clearly (1.50-70):

I must have wanton poets, pleasant wits,
Musicians, that with touching of a string
May draw the pliant king which way I please:
Music and poetry is his delight;
Therefore I'll have Italian masks by night,
Sweet speeches, comedies, and pleasing shows;
And in the day, when he shall walk abroad,
Like sylvan nymphs my pages shall be clad;
My men, like satyrs grazing on the lawns,
Shall with their goat-feet dance the antic hay;
Sometime a lovely boy in Dian's shape,
With hair that gilds the water as it glides,
Crownets of pearl about his naked arms,
And in his sportful hands an olive-tree,
To hide those parts which men delight to see,
Shall bathe him in a spring; and there, hard by,
One like Actæon, peeping through the grove,
Shall by the angry goddess be transform'd,
And running in the likeness of an hart,
By yelping hounds pull'd down, shall seem to die:
Such things as these best please his majesty
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Or Mortimer Senior's classical allusions to famous homosexuals (4.394-404):

The mightiest kings have had their minions:
Great Alexander loved Hephestion;
The conquering Hercules 9 for Hylas wept;
And for Patroclus stern Achilles drooped
And not kings only, but the wisest men:
The Roman Tully lov’d Octavius;
Grave Socrates, wild Alcibiades.
Then let his grace, whose youth is flexible,
And promiseth as much as we can wish,
Freely enjoy that vain, light-headed earl;
For riper years will wean him from such toys


His overreliance on court favorites is tied inextricably to his preference for male company and Gaveston's abuse of power when placed in a position of importance. Most of the objections raised by the barons refer to Edward's wanton ways as the source of his misrule, both textually and historically.


If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

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This is probably Jarman's most accessible film and was based on the Marlow play and the acting was pretty good.

Shame the BBC does not repeat it often.


Its that man again!!

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