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Lines from Dont Tell Mom the babysitters dead

posted 11 years ago by IhAvEaPhDinTV
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Well one of us has to get a job - well im not gonna ...lololololol!!!!

This sux im gonna hold up at Lizards

we can afford to be hospitable

we can rip off my moms master card again, master the possibilities

school starts back up again...lazy days

When are you gonna start helping out around here you lazy little punk! ( prick)

PMS city man....

The rosemary chicken, very t e n dd er...LOL

THEY MAtURE, THEY RIPEN, JUICES START FLOWING

L U N C HH !!!

whos the void in Lindsays office?

Im Bruce, Im head of Inventory, why?? Well Bruce Im Sue Ellen, Roses executive level administrative assistant and when I get those files ready for you Ill send you a buzz and you can run along and come fetch them, okay?

Justice is served

park it yourself Metallica breath lolololol

I was closin in on another BarBarian!

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[–] IhAvEaPhDinTV 11 years ago

Love the lines you chose.

we say, thank you katrina, thank you katrina!!! ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!

your gonna drown , choke!!!!! - best line ever

I was closin in on another BarBarian!

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[–] teenymaureeny 11 years ago

I like saying, "The dishes are done, man."

2 cute 2 listen!

[–] nessagonz3 11 years ago

My favorites are

1. Doesn't look like Julia's

2. Do you ever go outside..lmfao!!

3. Go to your room. I expect a complete report tomorrow on the life of the aardvark...LMFAOOOOO!!!!

4. Time for little boys to be in bed :)

[–] ktrimue-270-302048 11 years ago

"I'm right on top of that, Rose!" I still say that from time to time when someone tells me to do something. :P

[–] rena165129 10 years ago

"Melissa, did you remember to take the garbage out?"
"Oh, I couldn't fit it into my schedule."

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[–] Ditto-head 10 years ago

- Oh, Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house!

- I'm in a meeting! Have Bob Barker help you!

- Isn't your mom leaving for like, weeks?
Oh, *&%$, you're right. Have a blast, Mom! Rock-N-Roll!

- She has a lot of experience.
Of course she does. She's 200 years old.

[–] tjm2005 10 years ago

"Well, enjoy your childhood!" *slams chair down and walks away*