Hilarious!
This is the best bad movie ive ever seen!
The adopted Vietnamese kid is named Charlie!
The dude who doesn't know how to walk with crutches
"I want you guys out of here, i'm sick of your SH!T."
Michael Jackson dance-fighting!
So funny.
What about the blue mattress that pops out in the grass during the fight at the ranch? Sheer genius, I can see the guys in the editing room laughing the crap off the scene. "This is definitely going into the movie!" ^^
share* Yes and two highly trained, after learning the secret martial arts from Uncle David, get almost bested by two non-marital arts trained midgets....
* The two highly trained martial experts who easily win their state championships, yet can't singlehandly beat Tank, a non-karate expert or Alan, a decent martial artist...Even when they learn Uncle David's martial arts, they still have trouble fighting one guy
* The pizza-keys plot is hillarious
* Believing a 27-28 year old Trimble, with little facial hair, gray hair or aging makeup is the father of 2 supposed late teen boys (17-18?)
* The straight out of Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid training they undergo from Uncle David
* David can't identify his brother in a close fight, regardless of the lighting, the brother who has no compunction in breaking David's knee so bad, that his "dancing days are over"
* Tank's Hamed Death
* Peter's Hamed Death
* No virtual change in appearances in any of the 3 characters, from Nam to 1991
* Bolo Yeung either collecting a easy, 2 week paycheck or doing this for a friend or being chartiable and knowing how poor this thing was going to be when he has have front billing, even though he has no lines in the film and shows little of his legendary martial arts
* Having Bolo Yeung beaten by a string bean kid from Goonies
* I getting Absoultely NO response from Jerry Trimble after emailing his website with questions concerning this movie
I can go on and on.........