Deborah Rose

I think the main thing that ruins this flick for me is the plumper. Sure, the movie is pretty bad anyway, but to me, the weakest link is Rose. It could have been a cult classic of the highest order with a better Alley Oates.

Also, I'd have loved it if they could've gotten Clu Gulager in the role of Jersey (see trivia section). Clu was awesome in The Return of the Living Dead and he would have shone in the part. The whole time I was watching The Boneyard, I couldn't shake the feeling that Ed Nelson was tapping into his inner "Burt".