favorite lines



Ren:Well what do u see?

Bubba: Nothing! It's daaaarrrk......


Ren: Use your flashlight steeewpid!

Ren:You IDIOT!

OTHERS:

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

The little critters of nature. They dnt no that their ugly,thats very funny!
A fly marrying a bumblebee!
I told you I'd shoot but ya didnt believe me! WHY DIDNT YA BELIEVE ME???!!!!!

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There's no dog...but there's a baboooooon.

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We're not hitch hiking anymore...we're riding!

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What do you *mean* you don't agree with me?! Do you know who you're dealing with?!

http://www.trespasser.nl/misc/pta/pta.pdf -->> Planes, Trains and Automobiles script

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"Pardon me, would you like to buy some rubber neeples?"

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"I'll watch some tv. It'll help me to RELAX!!!"

"Oh my beloved ice cream bar....how I love to lick your creamy center...and your oh so nutty chocolate covering!"

"DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TAPPING LIKE THAT?! YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!!"

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Oh my beloved ice cream bar....how I love to lick your creamy center...and your oh so nutty chocolate covering!

Always tickles me that one.

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HEY! Drop that salve!!!!!
(Plunges salesman)
We..don't..want..no....
SALVE!!!!!!!

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The Happy/Joy song.

Aerosmith watches My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

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"My collection of rare incurable diseases...........VIOLATED!!!!!!!'

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