TIME GENTLEMAN PLEASE!



Haven't you got homosexuals to go to?!



I hope you choke
On your Bacardi and Coke

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look gary are you coming home or have the brewery finally given in and given you your own table to live under.

lmao!!!

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There was a slight glass hazard in the foyer...




I hope you choke
On your Bacardi and Coke

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We'll be a home in a bit cuz its nearly closing.

That was Tony!

Tight Mouthed Larry, you are a legend. Night Fever, Night Fever...

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Gary.... "and then we tried to leave agian but a man got a scampi fry stuck in his throat and we had to wait until the ambulance came,, and then there was a power cut and we couldnt even see the exit for quite some time"!!!

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Can I give you a scone, and some protection?

Time, gentlemen, please! Haven't you got homosexuals to go to?

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Tony: "DEBORAH, I F#$KING LOVE YOU, COME DOWN, I WANT YOU"

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weve took thew hair away from the face, and created a fun shape on top of the head.

if its wet drink it!

well make your mind up YOU STUPID BLOODY WOMEN!

'Had enough? Turning Back? Are You Mad? Are You Madder Than... Brian Mad Of Madcastle? Are You?'

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Gary- what are you going to say?

Tony- Say?... oh i don't know that..... oh...say! i'm going to compliment her on her hair as we discussed.

TONY- I am kneeling... i am kneeling, on the floor... outisde the pub. lol

You wanna stay alive,you stay with me! - John McClane

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tony(on the phone); hi can i speak to dorothy please (to guy working atthe hospital )

tony: no dorothy , d ,o, no d for dog, d, o ,g, g like giraffe.

tony: yeah, no dorothy you arse, DOROTHY, DOROTHY , hi dorothy

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And would you believe it she needed a whole new gearbox!

lmao



Are you Jewish? I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.

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Tony: "should we use my key's?"

Gary: "...keys?...thats a good idea i was looking for me bo**cks"

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Gary (on phone to Dorothy): Come down here, Dorothy. I've got something to show you.

(pause while Dorothy answers)

Gary: No. It's nothing to do with my genitals this time.

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LOL, "Drunk" is my favourite MBB episode by far!

"Bed? That's for sleepy people, let's get a kebab and go to a disco!"

And Gary's face why he says that is just lol.

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"This is where we spent, as you'll remember, our second anniversary of knowing each other. Unfortunatley, I drank 8 pints of something that seemed to disagree with me and I was sick into this gutter here. And because it was largely liquid, it ran all the way down into that drain there. Do you see?"

This is my favourite episode after The Good Pub Guide.

I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.

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That was Tony!

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