al and jill should have banged

It would have been wrong.

I'm suddenly reminded of the episode from the second season where Tim makes a dummy of Al and at the end he puts it in bed while Jill is brushing her teeth. Then hides in the closet. Jill gets into bed, sees the dummy of Al, and says, "Al, what are you doing here? It's not Tuesday."

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Al was too moral to do that

Nah Jill is one of those pretentious types who says she wants the soft sensitive guy but really wants the meat head macho guy.