Top reasons

In this thread, you can list the top however many reasons for anything you want in the series. Or just read mine:

Top Ten Reasons Negaduck Sucks:

10. He doesn't have a statue between his chairs
9. He sweet talks badly
8. He always fails
7. He acts like a badass who stands all on his own, but in the Negaverse he has a freeloading roomate and a Shirley Temple clone living with him. What the heck?
6. He steals tons of loot, but chooses to live in filth like he's freaking Oscar the Grouch
5. There was never a decent explaination for where the heck he came from
4. His schemes are dumb (I'll turn these diamonds into boulders, then I can smuggle them more easily)
3. His personality is too one dimensional
2. He wears a yellow jacket (I hate yellow) and pairs it with red, which reminds me of Ronald McDonald
1. His friggin' voice gives me a headache

Seriously, I don't really think he SUCKS, I just don't think he's as cool as some folks say. Of course he's cooler than Bushroot, that guy is like the Barney of Supervillains, but that goes without saying.

Ok, top 5 reasons Negaduck is cool:

5. He has a portable chainsaw stowed away somewhere on his person at all times
4. He can make his teeth into fangs
3. He can make his eyes all swirly and crazy
2, He wears a fedora
1. His episodes tend to be interesting

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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"

-- Ed Wood, the movie