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Things I learned from this movie

posted 16 years ago by jnoble11
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Crappy old sinister looking Dodge Chargers with loud exhausts can easily escape detection by the authorities day and night.

Being hit by a car will suddenly make one fly through the air stiffly, almost like you suddenly turned into a mannaquin or stunt dummy

Little girls will easily be lured into crappy dark cars.

The local school board will not have any problem with the local mechanic putting a racing engine in a bus used to transport children.

Flying off a cliff hundreds of feet high will not damage a car enough to try it again.

Dropping a car directly into a building clearly marked "Explosives" will of course immediatly explode. Several times in fact.

[–] stimpy532000 16 years ago

Heres a few that I've learned:

1.Little girls are oblivious to junky cars unless if annoyed by one.
2.Smashing and bashing a car with a bus that has your daughter in it (the car has your daughter) will only temporarly effect the car and your daughter will end up with only a few bruises.
3.The evil junk car will gladly drive by your vehicle for a minute so your daughter can be saved.
4.Race car engines are compatible with small School busses.
5.Evil junk cars will invade your dreams with humming music.
6.Evil junk cars can hide in sheds and love to drive around smashing junk and making things blow up regardless if powder\gas is dumped on them and regardless of the damage taken.
7.Driverless evil junk cars can still molest children.
8.This film was bad.
9.Evil junk cars can use the Matrix and pointlessly slow down things for half a foot jumps.

[–] vanglak 14 years ago

well said. -claps-