Funniest Line in the Movie

"What's in those things,Burt?" (as he lobs a pipe bomb)

"A few household chemicals in the proper proportions."

That line also has a double meaning, considering the noise from the malfunctioning machine gets a man killed later.

If they had fixed it at that point, he might still have been alive in the future.

Fluoride does not prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite -JL

Old Chang, slick as snot and I ain't lyin'!

I remember when they aired this on tv, when Earl said "Jesus Christ" it got changed to "Judas Priest" that always cracked me up

Didn't realize I'd replied to this a year ago, but I always laugh at Miguel's "Melvin, shut the hell up."

Im gonna cut this wire&leave the bldg.Then&only then are you going to stand up. Am I clear?- Mrs S

Sorry, but for me, the FUNNIEST line is:
"You didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun!"

And, in case you needed it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LQBqvyUXcE

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We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!

"Dammit, now listen to me, I'm older and I'm wiser"

"Yeah, we'll you're half right"



"Well, I'm a victim of circumstance"

"I thought you called it your pecker"

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