In 2 minutes this post will be up on the message boards..
..and I'll be home in time for Corn Flakes.
shareCome on! Give those posts air!!!!!
shareI don't pay you to think! You post in this thread, that's what you do.
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Do you know why I'm such a happy poster? As long as people keep posting in this thread, I can do whatever I want.
shareI risk getting fired from my job to click on this post? Aw, come on, man! I got four or five kids to feed!
shareA post is defined by its actions, not its memory.
shareLet me ask you this Doug, what's the same thing about every post you've ever made on IMDb? You! No matter where you post, there you are.
shareWhat about that post you lobotomized? Did it get a refund?
shareConsider this post a divorce.
shareDon't take my word for it, someone you trust wants to post here.
shareThat's my post you got there and I want it back.
shareThey erased your posts and implanted new ones. I was written in as a mod so I could watch the message thread, make sure the erasure took.
shareHow do you like your posts? Demure, sleazy? Be honest.
shareGet ready for the big surprise. Your posts are not yours, they're mine.
shareMan can't even remember if he's posted on the message board ud'not.
share"I wish I had three posts!"
"...Well you seem to be doing just fine with two."
"OPEN THE POSTS!"
"I can't! They're all CONNECTED!"
-Rod
How long are you planning to post on this thread?
TWO WEEKS!
Come with me if you want to live.
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Relax. You'll post longer.
shareI wouldn't want a post like Quaid banging my old lady!
shareC'mon man, I got five threads to post.
Call me Snake.
Well, guys. I've got to hand it to you. This thread is the best mind-*beep* yet.
shareQuick post, before you wake up!
shareWho posted it this time, my Mother?
Get your ass to Mars!
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Imagine this: you're a poster from another message board, the mods are trying to delete your posts left and right, you meet this beautiful IMDb member, and... you get the girl, get the mods banned, and save the entire IMDb!
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Look who's posting!.
Wait,what were we talking about again?
You got a lot of nerve showing your post in here
Wait,what were we talking about again?
I just had a terrible thought. What if this post is a dream
~Hasta la vista..Baby
What you been feeding this thing?
Posts.
~Hasta la vista..Baby
You got a lot of nerve showing your post around here, Hauser.
~Hasta la vista..Baby
Sorry, Quaid. Your whole life is just a post.
~Hasta la vista..Baby
Don't *beep* with your post, pal. It ain't worth it.
~Hasta la vista..Baby