All (true) TFTD fans – are welcome to add
1) Stephen King either really likes cats, or f*%#ing hates them!
2) I can’t believe Deborah Harry would eat an actual little boy…she must have a heart of glass.
3) Black cat’s only kill when a clock strikes midnight – other than that, they’re perfectly harmless.
4) Tiny bugs can survive by dwelling inside a mummy over a 3,000 year span.
5) What the hell was Tommy Chong smoking to have a monster daughter?!?!
9) If you meet an attractive women one night, have sex with her, and then decide to marry said woman, never once will the subject of her family or her past ever come up over the course of their decade long marriage.
10) Gargoyles and art gallery owners apparently get along very well.
11) Jack Nicholson should sue Christian Slater,
12) The reasons behind Mr. Shikadance's hatred of animals is now painfully clear.
13) Never break your promises with demonic Gargoyles, at any point in your *life*.
14) Black cats bring bad luck, if your pharmaceutical company kills over 5,000 cats.
15) Evil black cats can turn even the most cold-blooded hitmen into whimpering simps.
15) Brains and green apples go well, together.
16) Cats can kill… by climbing into your mouth.