Really underrated

If you suspected, Brian, that I have no reason to post on this awful movie but instead have provided another Horcrux, you are right.

I think we need a monitoring-Jeff's-trolling intervention. Frankly, we all know you're monitoring the trolling. This aggression will not stand, man.

I think we may need to pass a UN resolution, call it UN424, worded something like this: "Brian shall cease monitoring, trolling, and should otherwise withdraw from posts created by jap52." Now, in Russian there are no articles and even in English it remains unclear if I mean "the posts", i.e. all of them, or just "posts", meaning some or all of them. At least this gives us the basis for fruitful negotiations.