Funny Quote
Pez: If they're under attack then why are they making all those happy sounds?
Giggywig: They're giddy with FEAR.
Blaznee
Kids, 3-D and driving just don't mix.
Blaznee
We've got a torqued-out digiframus. Our megaspazz redundancy pile is on the blink. And it looks like we bruised out boo-boo.
Mr Wrenchmuller
Well Jim. It looks like you and me is the Earths only hope. Kinda sad ain't it.
Corporal Pez
I knew it. I'm going home in a bag. It's alway the Corperal that get blown up first.
Corporal Pez
Some kind of secret weapon came out of nowhere and took Captain Bipto to his doooooom!
Corporal Pez
Now you got her. She's definitely terrified. Oh, boy.
Corporal Pez
What a bunch of morons. Let's flame these bozos. They're too stupid to live.
Blaznee
When a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over this planet certain laws of planetary conquest apply. For example when someone points a quad-spected hyperthermic cosmoblaster at you it's a fair bet you are about to become toast....Or perhaps in your case. A whole loaf of toast.
Sheriff Oxley
This kind of thing is not supposed to happen in small towns. I moved out here to get away from things like this!
Deputy Russell
This happen a lot in Chicago?
Lieutenant Giggywig
Back to the ship. Back to the asteroids. I love the asteroids. Nice quiet boring asteroid patrol, that's the life for me.
Mr Wrenchmuller
[holding up stick of dynamite] Farmer's all-purpose helper. Guaranteed to remove stumps, gophers and drastically reduce the flight potential of Martian spaceships.
Captain Bipto
We did win, didn't we?
Blaznee
No, but if we think fast enough, we just might live to lie about it.
Captain Bipto
What's the problem? Just vaporise, everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!
Lieutenant Giggywig
No, wrong, false, none of the above. Why, because we're not supposed to be here....We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand....Let me explain the whole situation in a nutshell. There are five of us and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines and John Wayne. We have this.
Captain Bipto
Is it loaded?
Lieutenant Giggywig
Let's find out!
Doctor Ziplock
You did it again, didn't you, you put Tab A into Slot B! I must have told you a hundred times.
Blaznee
If we ever get out of here, remind me, I've got a real funny story to tell ya.
Brian
Hey pal, nobody rides for free.
Blaznee
Die horrible searing deaths in less than an hour.
Blaznee
That's it, take me to your secret government labs and cut me into wafer thin sections.
Blaznee
There's a few things I haven't tried yet. They're risky but better than death... probably.
Blaznee
How's this. Promise me that you can hit that blinking red light in the next 10 seconds, or else we're going to need help from a higher source.
Blaznee
[to Kathy] Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?
Deputy Russell
All right, that's it, Mom's going to hear about this!
Brian
[screams] Listen, I'd like to live to see the end of the world, OK?
Lieutenant Giggywig
I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck.
Mr Wrenchmuller
That's the farmer's all purpose helper, it's guaranteed to remove stumps and gophers and drastically improve the flight potential of Martian spaceships.
Blaznee
This is your captain speaking, I'd like to thank you for flying air Blaznee, I hope you live long enough to do this again sometime.
Blaznee
The only thing that that guy wants to boost is his bank account. He's trying to blow up the ship.
Brian
[behind that tractor] This is supposed to save us from the end of the world.
Corporal Pez
Hey, I'm not going home in a bag. I made it. I made it. I'm never going to do this again.
Blaznee
Never tell me the decimal points.
Blaznee
Come on shortstuff, before they start checking for green cards.
Blaznee
Oh great, we're stuck here.
Blaznee
That's it, I quit.
Doctor Ziplock
Do something, you're the pilot!
Blaznee
How about if I eject?
brian:(grabs kathy )MY SISTER GETS HALF OF WHATEVERS IN MY BAG, SO YOU BETTER BE RIGHT...
HILARIOUS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Okay, not to officially secure a place for myself in the Dork Hall of Fame but...
Blaznee
When a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over this planet certain laws of planetary conquest apply. For example when someone points a quad-spected hyperthermic cosmoblaster at you it's a fair bet you are about to become toast....Or perhaps in your case. A whole loaf of toast.
... Blaznee didn't say that quote; it was Lt. Giggywig. Anyway...
Doctor Ziplock
You did it again, didn't you!? You put Tab A into Schlot B! I must have told you a hundred times!
One of my favorite lines of his! Also the one where he's actually telling Pez not to do that; hilarious!
Kiera