Favorite Lines


This movie contributed to one of the best MST3Ks ever.

"Hes John Stamos-ing"

"Where does that guy even keep his acorns?"

"My God he's a catcher's mitt with eyes!"

"You didn't know I could get jiggy with it did you?"

(muffled)"Lot of dust bunnies under here."

"Your mom is weird"

"My body's hooked up to a snowblower."

"But shes upper middle class and we're slightly lower middle!"

(in really creepy voice) "Enjoy the balloon."

"I'm gonna score me a funnel cake."

"I'm Marshall Brodine, a professional magician."

"We are planning to rock."

"My response to spills is to go home."

"I was playing horsey!"

"Sorry I kept a lookout for the psycho killer"

Curly-haired guy: WAIT!
Servo as Natalie and Zach: NO!

"My nephew did Mighty Ducks!"

Soultaker: I have an offer for you, Natalie
Servo: 12 issues for 12 dollars.

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"Please don't stop being the 80's or my life is over..."

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Has anyone else noticed that the calls for doctors during the opening credits are exactly the same as those in Queensryche's Operation: Mindcrime? Just thought I'd throw that at ya.

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The first time I saw this I kept expecting to hear "I remember now..." after those calls for the doctor.

"To the pudding vats!" - Capt Murphy

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Crow: "It's Father Dude!"

Tom: "Man that guy's got a small face."

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I think my favorite line is still at the beginning where the title is zooming in and I think Crow goes (like Soul Train): "The SOOOOOOOUUUULLLLLLL Taker!!!"

"What's wrong?"
"Everything."
Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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"Pick me up some Whoppers while you're in there."

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Servo: "Sooooooultaker,", "Lunch taker", "Leaktaker" and "Bus taker"

Crow: "That took my soul right there."

(Death pointing at Natalie) Servo: "Hit her in the leg with a pipe."

Crow: "Why do you suppose there is specks of blood on the wall?"

Servo: "Let me wake up the rest of munudo(sic)...hang on."

Servo: "He had to have a flashback to remember his best friend?"

(Natalie's dad on camera for the longest time) Servo: "Look I am sorry she died... Do you have to remind me everytime I see you?"

(Estevez chasing Zack on rooftop) Crow: "Schnell, Marx, Schnell..."

Nelson: "That must be....LUCILLE."

Servo: "unfortunately... it's Christine."

Crow: "This door is ragging on me like my idiot friend use to."

Nelson: "That tightens my pants."

Nelson: "Funny gag condom."

Nelson: Is there a name for Mom's sickness?"
Servo (in response): "Lilith Phairism."

(Death 'edited out') Servo: "Oops".

Servo: "It's Michael Learned."

Nelson: "A guy running through a hospital that's new!"

Servo: "She is with her...John?"

(zack almost running into the nurses station) Nelson: "Do you feel a lower class breeze?"

(Male Cashier talking on phone about not cheating) Servo: "This is a man I am looking at!"

Nelson: "....heaven's boiler room."

Servo: "Edward Hopper's Kwik-E-Mart."




You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. -Colette

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Natalie - "Where are you taking me?!"
Mike Nelson - (sinister voice) "Administration and billing..."


"This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!"

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Mike: He is preparing for the mother of all comb-overs

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I'm not sure who said it, but it is
"You're dead, Nancy Kerrigan!"

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"Come on Gypsy you gotta have some Visine with that big ass eye of yours"- Crow

Servo-(Impersonating the nun)"I broke this bus driver's jaw with a bible once"

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"Can anything really "Star" Joe Estavez?"

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Natalie: Where are we?

Servo: The bug zapper floor...

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. -Colette

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When the flatline is in frame, "This is your brain, and this is your brain on death."

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