Weasel

Seems he got off light, doesn't it? Weasel kills Sonny Boy's parents and ruins his life. Sonny Boy bites off Weasel's thumb. That was the only part of the movie that really left me unsatisfied. Weasel didn't get anywhere near what he deserved.

"Farts! Double farts! Turds! Double Turds!"
--Caddyshack, 1980