A few of my favorite quotes:
I had an affair because YOU told me to!
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I'm a killer sinner...I'm a sinful killer!
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It wasn't sex, it was GOOD!
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El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
more quotes:
This is the story about how I almost spent my entire life in a functional coma.
I have spent most of my life pretending you're retarded just so I can stand being related to you.
Thanks for the coffee.
It's tea.
He had himself a heart-attack.
While you were...?
After! I think it was after. Oh, I hope it was after. Ew!
Get the h*** out of my house!
Are you asking us to get out of your house?