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Would you like to play a game of questions?


Match, anyone?

"If I'm not gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself."- Busta Rhymes

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Are there rules involved?

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You mean you don't know them?

"If I'm not gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself."- Busta Rhymes

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Are you insulting my intelligence?
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Are you insulted?

"If I'm not gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself."- Busta Rhymes

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Do you care?

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Does it matter what I care?

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Are you saying that I'm uncaring?

"If I'm not gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself."- Busta Rhymes

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What makes you think I was saying that?

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Did you mean something else?

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Am I correct in saying this game is one of the worst to play online?

"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." ~Spike

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Why would anyone disagree?

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Can you think of any that are worse?

*beauty doth prevail*

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What exactly are you driving at?

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Must I have an ulterior motive?

*beauty doth prevail*

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Do you even have an exterior motive?

As long as there is space, I'm going to stare off into it.

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Did anyone spot that Felonius's second answer was rhetoric?

Point to me!

Hell! ...Non-sequiter

Point to you!

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Rhetoric? How?

"If I'm not gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself."- Busta Rhymes

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countessofole already lost the match with "What exactly are you driving at?"

It was really obvious what they were driving at. Sounded like a non-sequitur.

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Is that you, Ravn?

"We used to have swamps only the EPA made us take to calling them wetlands." - S.L.H.

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Of which Ravn do you speak?

"That platitude couldn't even make it onto a Hallmark card."

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Is there more than one?

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Was that rhetoric?

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Why did you think it was rhetoric?

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how is that relevant ?

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.

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Which one do you prefer?

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"Heads or tails?"

Ah! No non-sequiters!

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Does it really matter which one I choose?

He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!

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"Whose Line Is It Anyway, anyone?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"-Goldfinger

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No non sequiturs! Point.

How do you feel?

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Why would you ask?

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Why wouldn't you give an answer?

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An answer to what?

"I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly.

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Is that really worth asking?

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Should I ask something else?

House = God

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what else would you like to ask?

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Can I ask about toads?

House = God

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WHy would you want to ask about something like that?

I just reported you to IMDb for being rude.

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Can I play?

"Sir, let those laugh that win."

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Why are you asking us?

Dirt doesn't need luck!

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Should I ask you?

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Should we ask someone else?

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Is it worth it?

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Can you estimate its worth?

You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met

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Why do you want to know?




Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees

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Why would you speak to me like that?




Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees

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Were you trying to offend me?



Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees

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How can you ask me such a question?




Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees

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What was the question you were asked?

Skidoosh!

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Can I trust you with that information?

The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Are you insinuating that I'm unworthy of your trust?

Skidoosh!

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Are you implying that I am paranoid?


The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Are you worried that we are talking about you?



The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Would you like to join the conversation?




The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Who was the question directed to?

Skidoosh!

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To whom do you think it is directed?




The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Is my opinion relevant?

Skidoosh!

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Do you expect me to judge your opinion?



The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Are you able to judge my opinion?

Skidoosh!

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How can I possibly answer that question?





The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Are you just avoiding the question?

Skidoosh!

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Why do you ask?


The Elders of the Internet know who I am???

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Have you forgotten it?





"When there is no more room in the Oven,
the Bread will walk the Earth."

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Wouldn't you remember if it were a question worth remembering?

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Is everyone as confused as I am?

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, Yumm! - B&B

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How confused are you?

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Why do you have to lord it over everyone?

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Do you commonly use 'lord' as a verb?

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Are you insinuating there is something common about this?

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Are you calling lteralus a commoner?

House = God

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Why would you suggest such a thing?

Its something you'll get used to a mental mind *beep* can be nice!

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Who ordered pizza?

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Why are you bringing up PIZZA of all things?

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"I'M OKAY -- YOU'RE OKAY -- THEM THERE'S WHAT IT IS!" -- H.I. McDonough

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Don't you like pizza?

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What's it got on it?

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does it matter?

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Can anyone have pizza?

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How will you pay for the pizza?
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Sic vis pacem para bellum.

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Isn't that a question for the ages?

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What other type of question would it be?

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Sic vis pacem para bellum.

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Why would I want to do that?

This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

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Was this marginally clever at any point?

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Are you admitting defeat?

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Do you mind if i join in ?

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Why would we mind?

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Is it too late for me to join in?

Does IMDB hate apostrophes?

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Has this game finished now?

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Put my burglar down!

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Do you think it will ever end?

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Does anything ever truly end?


I am the sod-off shotgun.

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Does that count as rhetoric?

Let's be bad guys.

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Has this thing really been going on for eight years?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you stupid?
Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

Are you really going to sit there and tell me you didn't think this was going to happen?
You realize that your actions have consequences, right?

Do you think this is funny?
What are you, ten?
Do you know how hard I've worked so you can have a better life than I had?
Are you going to throw that all away?

Why do I always have to be the 'bad guy'?
Do you think I'm enjoying this?
What am I supposed to tell all of those people out there that are depending on you?
Don't you realize that everyone, everywhere can read this, anytime they feel like?

You think this is just going to "go away"?
How can you say that?
What, are you high?

What are our neighbors going to say?
Oh my God, what if somebody tells my boss?
How am I supposed to explain this to your father?

Are you just going to be a loser your whole life?
Why can't you be more like your BROTHER ??

Oh, What am I going to do with you?
Why do you keep doing these things?

Are you hungry? Did you eat?
You want a sandwich?
How was school today?

You know I love you, right?



You Fill Me with Inertia.

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Do you like asking questions?

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