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funniest llines...

posted 17 years ago by Aaron_Keys2002
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I think some of the funniest lines are as follows
Nancy: (as devil) Hello i'm barbra walter and this is 20/20...ah i've always wanted to do that

Nancy: Oh Doctor what could it be?
Doctor: Possibley the flu...Ijust had a few cases brought in
Nancy: Your father wears tight underwear and i can't stand your mother
Son: DAD! MOM'S HUMPING THE PRIEST.
Taxi Driver: YOU CALL THIS A TIP YOUR CHEAP BASTARD.
audience: BYE BYE FRU FRU
Nancy: SILENCE! ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU LITTLE SACKS OF *beep* AND THERE BE NO MORE TV FOR YOU TONIGHT.
Nun: No running in the hallways
Devil: MAYI!!!! I'LL BE BACK!
Father Mayi: Oooh! *beep*
Father Mayi: Put down that cruisifix!
Mean Jean: Steroids aren't used to in wrestling anymore
Jesse vantura: Or anyless.
Jesse vantura: Satan. satan you got them on the run. what move you gonna use next?
Nancy: Next i'm gonna grab a wrestler by his neck, suck out his eye balls and spit then down his throat.
Jesse vantura: I think she's talking to you mean jean.

[–] kholmes1965 17 years ago

I always liked the elevator scene:

"Getting off?"

And another fave:

"Did I mention that... she gave me a little head?"

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[–] still_ichyn 17 years ago

Did I mention that... she gave me a little head?

Best line of the film. Though some of Linda´s lines were great as well.

Deliver us! - The Prince of Egypt

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[–] jemfin 17 years ago

I always found the line, "When you fall on your face, you're still moving forward' hysterically funny for some reason.

[–] puschit-1 16 years ago

For some reasons I don't remember any funny line but lots of other non-verbal jokes ... for me the funniest moments were:

* Getting exchange money from the collection box
* The Bible vending machine
* The fact that this ugly evangelist chick has a wardrobe for her *dogs*
* Leslie hits the doorbell and we here a knocking sound ... I really don't know why but this was the best joke for me, I could not stop laughing for minutes!

[–] jerrylee02 16 years ago

Easily the funniest scene of this movie, and a great all time scene is when the family is playing with the ouiji board and the dad asks, "Will Ted Kennedy ever be President?" The ouiji board starts spinning like crazy, bouncing off of walls and objects in the house, hits the model car on the fireplace mantel and the car falls into the fishtank. The dad starts laughing and says "Guess not." I didnt do justice explaining it, but it was surprising to see such genius political satire in an average movie.

[–] danakate2502 16 years ago

Ned: "Yep. Definitely PMS."
The fact that a kid said it made it even funnier

[–] jav5993-1 16 years ago

Father Brophy: God created man in his own image.
Nancy(Possessed): Oh yea??? Then how do you explain peewee herman?????

I thought that was really funny

[–] howiekent 16 years ago

The best I thought was:

Mayii: Young lady will you please pull down your dress?
Bimbo in class: Sure! (pulls down shirt)
Mayii: Up! Up! OOOOOOH!

Other honorable mentions are:

The dog getting all "excited" watching Mayii excercise.

Mayii in the ladies locker room then complaining someone stole his clothes.

And the oft repeated line:

Father Mayii?

Yes you may!

[–] igordebraga 16 years ago

There are some funny moments, but my favorite is "Look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega!"

[–] smoothe96 16 years ago

To this day, I break out the, "You little *beep*. Tsu. Shih-tsu."

"Sounds cool." --Derek Zoolander

[–] patrick_bateman_90056 15 years ago

Father Brophy: Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
Nancy: Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune.

We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are.

[–] allWoRknPlaY68 15 years ago

This movie is way too funny.

Nancy(in the sweetest voice):Are you getting off?

Father Brophy(Nancy hands him a paper trying to prove something is wrong with her):High school debating champion?

Father Mayii:I said they were wonderful children, I didn't say they took acting lessons.

Audience: Hi Foo Foo!

Brophy: Mrs. Aglet gave me a little head.
*Fanny Ray's gum pops*

Braydon:I just had to tie my wife down to the bed! I've never done that! Well, except for the time the kids went to camp.

Nancy:I've haven't done anything morally wrong, well, except watching that Rob Lowe video.

Nancy(possessed):Jeez, what crawled up your butt and died?

Pretty much anything Nancy said while possessed cracked me up.

*Not a line, but when Brophy is showing the possessed Nacy slide show to the priests and evangilists, a picture comes up of her with a big smile giving the thumbs up while tied to the bed. That had me laughing for a long time.

Mayii: Don't you get smart with me!

*Not a line again, but when Fanny Ray is singing during the exorcism telethon, Linda Blair's facial expressions is just about the funniest thing.

Nancy(possessed): Hello,I'm Barbara Walters, and this is 20/20. HAHA! I've always wanted to do that!

Father Mayii:I said I can't! Damn you!~the fact that a priest said "damn you" had me rolling.

Too many lines, I love this movie.

"There! My secret's out, I'm having an affair with a mercades benz!"