Did anyone find it absolutely hilarious when the guy tells Nakita for hit him and then right away she bitch slaps him square in the face?!?!?!?!?I found freakin hilarious...i kept rewinding it and i couldnt stop laughing! I guess it was just one of though things......Did anyone else find it funny???
shareI could't stop laughing either.
shareThat part was so hilarious. I watched the movie as part of a French Cinema class, and when that part happened no one in my class could stop laughing for the next 5 minutes.
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Even still, there is one more scene at which I found myself laughing my ass off.
After completing her first mission(the restaurant assasination + battle in the kitchen) Nikita is back in the base with Bob. After getting to know that she is going to be released to the "outside world", she decides to give a passionate kiss to him and tells immediately after that that's the very last kiss he's ever going to get. After this Bob closes the door between them and looks very, very frustrated(good acting). "Why?"
Imagine.. a drop-dead gorgeous woman approaches you and in the next moment you get to know that you'll never get her. The French are sadists indeed ;)
I mostly laughed about whatever Victor did. "Just a false alarm" *Kills 5 guards, gets shot 8 times, kills the last guard.*
shareAnother really funny scene is when the gun instructor is talking about the different types of guns and she just picks one up and starts firing. His jaw kind of drop and he says "You've used one before" and she replies "Never on cardboard".
shareActually she said, "NEVER ON PAPER." I saw the movie last night ;)
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its a very small part, but when her fiance comes home, and asks if food is ready, and nikita is like i put the kettle on, and then he replies, "well don't overdo it now"
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I also thought it was pretty funny the second time she was in her martial arts class, and the instrutor ask her to step up. Then she get up and just stands there like, ok now what. Then he grabs her and body slam her. While he has her pinned on the floor, she just starts bitting his ear. And then the instructor makes this ugly face while she's bitting him. The instructor pushes off of her into the arms of two of the other students. Then Nikita hopes to her feet while he just sitting there, and she runs up and boots him in the head. I mean she didn't just kick him, she ran up on him and then let him have it. Right after that kick to the head, the instructor just passes out. I remember I fell on the floor laughing when I seen that part of the movie. This movie rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
shareActually she said, "NEVER ON PAPER." I saw the movie last night ;)
No one mentioned the early part of her visit to the grocery store. She was like an alien from another planet: following around another female shopper to see what was "good", then greedily loading up her cart with LOTS of each approved item. It made me wonder how much the charm school training was really taking.
shareI thought that bit was really stupid like she hadn't shopped or eaten food before she went inside me - it annoys me every time I watch the film - I have to flick past it
I haven't seen the movie in about a year or two, so I don't remember it all that well. If it's the scene when she knocks out some guy and then dances like a retard, then I couldn't stop laughing either.
shareAm watching it again and just caught that again, and no matter how many times I see it I bust a gut! She 'Bitch-Slapped' the Snot outta' Him! As someone 'above' said, 'This movie Rock's'. The grocery store scene was just on and that cracks me up too. I think it's more that she is 'FREE' and very playful. That shopping cart is so full it is hard for her to manage and that makes it all the funnier. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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i thought you would point out the part when jean reno (i forgot characters name) shot the security guy in front of the ambassy throught the window of a car hahahaha, that was *beep* hillarious
sharejesus christ this comments are 10 years old lol. i bet someone from this thread died already. R.I.P my friend.
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