awful... just awful


couldnt make it past the first hour.

everything is horrible, the shootout/fight scenes, the acting, just everything.

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Sorry, I didn't know that about your mama. Or I would have suggested that title before.

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Oh, you're gay! Ah, now I understand why you're so upset about what your mom does. Cause you do the same! That explains everything...

Now, jokes apart: you really need psychological help. I mean it. Bye.

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On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

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Dude I can't stand listening to your jargon anymore. The fact that you talk a lot of **** that you can not back makes me believe that you do a lot of reading and not a lot of lifting. How Can you give advice to people without truly understanding what you are saying? The answer is you can't ..... You can not tell someone something without knowing if it works or not. You have no experience lifting. You hardly know anything. Everything you do know you read in a book or stole from someone else. You have no factual eveidence that it works. You just take advice from credible sources and post them as your own....As an aspiring personal trainer, who has actually spent time working in a gym, watching and criticizing and experimenting. Stop posting. You don't know what youre talking about. You know it too.

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"Lifting"? "Personal trainer"? I think your account has been hacked, probably because you clicked on too many of those "Enlarge your penis" or "Burn your body fat" links while watching porn sites. It's the only possible reason for this nonsense. Don't click on those links, they're bad for you.

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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How did we ever get to type about medical conditions? Beats me. Oh, of course: you have one. And a serious one too. You need help.

I'm not sure whether or not I have a brain (never looked inside my skull) but I do think you need to *beep*. Is prostitution illegal in your state? Cause, if not, I suggest you go on a field trip.

As for the plane ticket, I hope you're serious: I'm all over it. Wanted to see the States for a long time. Will it be 1st class? Two ways? Can you spare a second one for my wife? She'd love to come along. Maybe we can all go truck driving together.

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You shaking, pal. Check your spelling. That doesn't sound sober at all. Are you getting nervous? Are you on drugs? When was the last time you *beep* I bet it was a loong time ago, judging by how frustrated you sound. Maybe you should go a little bit less to the gym and try the whorehouse for a change. Or the gay-bar, if you prefer. That could be more your thing in fact. It's not exactly like the gym, but just as homoerotic. You might love it! Hey, let's make a deal: you buy my wife and me tickets to the Miami and I'll pay you a good whore, the best in town. After a good *beep* you'll feel like 1000 bucks. And you still get to do your push-ups.

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at night when most of my family goes to sleep i like to use my old, dirty, sweaty socks to fap. i will usually use the same sock for a week or two all depends how big my loads are lol. but i have to fap very quietly like a ninja or else my lil bro will hear my fapping under my sheets. my sheets are that type that make a lot of noise when you move under them but ive never gotten caught so far

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Well, I like the movie.

...I excercise too, by the way. Not lifting, mostly cardio...

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Holy *beep* man. Are you all right? Insults aside, you sound like you genuinely have some sort of disorder.

The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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This has to be one of the weirdest threads on imdb.

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Poor things, I don't think they even know where they are.

Stay quiet, it's probably dangerous to disturb them...

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Very odd thread.I'm quite sure one of 'ems scared & the other is glad of it!

Semper Fidelis

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The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

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You can't make this stuff up. This thread just keeps on giving.

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Heh. Like with sleepwalkers.

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I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** your...self if you ever saw a real life lion, especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu bibjano; A.K.A. the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal, you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real.

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Dammit thread, I want you back.

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This thread is comedy gold

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Nah. Just a jr high kid trying to get attention..I've come across him before. He'll deny it but it's true.

suzycreamcheese RIP Heath Ledger 1979-2008

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nothing's wrong, you just stumbled into the TwIMDblight Zone, where irony and trollin' reign supreme. Enjoy the hate; it's what the Internet is really for, after all.

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Good news, Einstein, they're making a sequel to Dude, Where's My Car.

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