Rifftrax Version


Thankfully, Rifftrax has done a commentary for this suckfest. From their website:

"Laser Mission features exactly 0 lasers, and exactly 1 Ernest Borgnine! Nothing says 'action' like Borgnine! (No, really, he says the word 'action' in a funny accent.) Second: if most laser missions were to include a theme song that repeats on a seemingly endless loop, that theme song would probably contain the words 'laser' or 'mission.' Not Laser Mission! No, instead you’ll be treated to 'Mercenary Man,' a little ditty cooked up by David Knopfler (the junior Knopfler of Dire Straits), over and over and over again. And, in the role of the Mercenary Man, none other than Brandon Lee of The Crow fame! It just doesn’t get more laser-ish or mission-esque than this!"

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This movie has it all...gutter cam, chair cam, through the furniture cam...

I learned that a VW bus is the most destructive vehicle in history and Germans wear a Russian uniform...If it wasn't for Rifftrax, I couldn't have gotten through this

Linda

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I watched it on VHS (not seen it in some years though) and I didn't find it hard to get through at all. It's amusingly bad but it's certainly not unwatchable.

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Just saw it, and determined this was the only way to watch it.

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