Smith: I do my job, I do what I’m asked to do and I respect my superiors—THAT’S the difference between you and me! I’m a team player!
Caine: Well your team SUCKS.
Cracked me up when I first saw this movie. I still use it to this day!
Don't forget...
Bad Guy: "I come in Peace"
Dolph: "..and you'll go in PIECES!"
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This movie was film with great one and two liners, such as those you mentioned.
How about,
Bruce the Scientist: "The looked like troglodytes with bad haircuts". That guy alone was hilarious by himself.