100 Things I Learned From Dark Angel
1. Roundhouse kick is the best way to knockout a bad guy
2. Space Aliens look just like us except have bad haircuts and white contact lenses.
3. FBI agents are really scumbags.
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4. when an alien with white pupils, a space gun, and superpowers; appears and says "I come in peace", they don't necessarily mean it.
5. this movie has fans who suffer from mental retardation, sadly.
6. When Humanoid aliens die, they eventually blow up.
7. Illegal drug use is a UNIVERSAL problem.
8. People from other planets can be gangstas and/or cops, too.
9. Aliens from another world/solar system/galaxy/dimension not only look like us, but they also have the same clothing we do.
10. Don't ever let a name like the 'White Boys' fool you into thinking they're some kind of a joke....
11. You can just kill a veteran FBI Agent(for whatever reason) and just walk away and leave him floating in a public fountain...
12. I have finally seen/met somebody that went to the 'School of Suck My D***"....
13. Our use of just listening to a CD, is highly primitive, and outdated compared to highly advanced galatic cultures....
well thats 13 lemme watch the film and il add some.
"he is like a peice of iron"
14. Films made in 1990 look just like films from 1985
15. Stealing cocaine from police station is really easy
16. After stealing the coke, blow up the police station just in case
17. Drug lords have normal high-end business meetings, where everybody carries a weapon
18. Space guns have auto-upgrade and take lots of time to load
19. Stick to earth weapons, space guns blow up everything inside 100 meters, except the target!
20. Space alien clothes do not catch fire when you blow up their car.
21. Bad guitar solo's must accompany every scene where no one speaks.
22. Bad space aliens say very little except the odd line and roar. Good space aliens have a perfect grasp of english, unlike most of the cast in the movie.
23. Dolphs fave line is 'Cmon, lets go'
24. All henchmen have to posse up before they can react to some car alarms
25. Leading ladies in action movies are allowed to be frumpy and unattractive
26. Kane apparantly didn't give a damn about his partner. Screwing your face up isn't crying, Dolph my man
27. When you're investigating a situation that may involve someone trying to gain access to your home, you must wait until the very last second before you actually look left. At that point, someone is free to grab you by the throat and inject heroin into your chest
28. Eight days is so much longer than one week
29. Never park your car amongst christmas trees
share30. Alien disc weapons are attracted to Earth's cheap speakers and human's voice box.
31. Human brain juice mixed with alien chemicals makes the best space drugs in the galaxy.
32. Alien weapons jam and run out of ammo just like Earth weapons.
33. No one from the FBI, Police or government cared if more aliens like these would come looking for their pals.
34. A man can be throw 15 feet in the air, get beat down by an alien who 3-4x's stronger and still walk away with minor injuries.
35. Why a woman would quit her job for a man who was never there for her when they had their first relationship.
36. Why both Dark Angel & I Come In Peace were terrible names for this movie.
37. Earth is an easy target for aliens to invade.
38. You can get a degree from "University of Suck My Dick"
share39. CDs are not only a new Awesome Technology, they can also be used to shoot across the room and behead people.
share40. We need guns. Big @#$!ing guns!!
shareAnd chocolate.
share41. If you run into Predator and it launches the disc to kill you, you'd better have a speaker.
share42. All bars have strippers, or very drunk girls gone wild
43. Cops can afford lavish apartments but still drive crap cars
44. FBI agents drive crap station wagons
45. Drug dealers operate out of expensive lawyer office towers..
46. But druglords offices are pokey full of supporting columns
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14. Magnets can be programmed to be attracted to Humans.
share17. Drug lords have normal high-end business meetings, where everybody carries a weapon
19. Stick to earth weapons, space guns blow up everything inside 100 meters, except the target!
These two really made me lol
Very good. But brick not hit back!share
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An alien killer space disc cuts through everything except a single speaker magnet.
A good alien lands and finds an evil alien with no problems.
Pulling funny faces is mandatory when shooting a retractable needle from a gadget on your arm.
People driving little vehicles don't see giant, white haired aliens standing right in front of them.
Let a girl slap you on the face twice and she'll automatically forgive you for all your past transgressions.
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Cook the man some eggs!
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47. Ignore why the FBI acted like they knew of the Alien technology and attacked Dolph's buddy and stole it, and almost killed Smith to keep it a cover up.
48. Forget about going after the mob for killing your partner and laugh it off right before Final Credits as a potential Rio vacation. You killed an alien...and two of those goons were killed by that alien; that's better.
49. Police Station blows terrorist attack style but no shed tears, must have been the crappy police station and not the one Dolph worked in.
50. Gone 7 days without telling your boss is fine, but God help you if it's 8 days.
51. Nope. he's not Buzz.
52. Once you kill the top brass of the FBI, they don't bother chasing after you.
52. Once you kill the top brass of the FBI, they don't bother chasing after you.
Wrong. FBI underlings did chase them, tho 'evil albino alien dude' came and spoiled the party.
I 'am' bad. And I 'am' drawn that way ... share
54. Female mechanics in Houston look a lot like lingerie models.
55. Male victims of alien drug dealers just die. Female lingerie model mechanics look like they're having a fatal orgasm.