Favorite line..
When Jack Mooney(B.H.) is on the dat ewith his girlfriend (Chloe.. Nancy from "Sid & Nancy") she asks him, "What are you gonna do? Arrest me?"
He responds with, "For what? Being beautiful?"
It's like one of those things you wish you could come up with after someone says something to you, but you lose your thought, and end up sounding like an idiot. ..or something.
:)