Genial mes parents Divorcent youtube transcript 1

Link to video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_HUWwLQgQg

Genial mes parents Divorcent ! Great my Parents are Geting a Divorce!
PART 1.
ERNEST : Hey Jose , were have you been on Holliday?
JOSE : Ho Dont Talk to me about that , I have spend two month with my Aunt in Portugal,It was horrible she cant even speak French.
ERNEST : Well , Like your mum
JOSE : What are you talkin about,she can speak French my mum.
LITTLE KID: Yeah , she can speak French,its Just that we cant understand what she's saying.
CHRISTIAN : Stop talking,I have something important to tell you
KIDS TOGETHER : What is it?,What is it?
CHRISTIAN : Comme here
KIDS TOGETHER : Come on what is it! Tell us! come on!!!
CHRISTIAN : I did it !
KIDS TOGETHER : Hein!!!! What did he do !!! Come on tell us!!!
CHRISTIAN : It was during the holliday , I went to a nightclub , , and I flirted with Ingrid.
EDOUARD : He she Sweedish ?
CHRISTIAN : Yes she was a blond with blue eyes , you should have seen her boobs , real monsters!
ARTHUR : Well me, I prefer brunettes
LITTLE KID : What did he do?
ERNEST : How old was she?
CHRISTIAN : 16
KIDS TOGETHER : so?
CHRISTIAN : I kissed her , classic
UNKNOWN KID : yeh Classic but still you need to have guts.
JOSE : Shut up , then ?!!
CHRISTIAN : Well then we did it ?!!
LITTLE KID : What did they do?!!! I am sick of this,nobody are telling me.
ARTHUR : He had put his wewe in the girl's one.
LITTLE KID:For what?!!!
JOSE:To have Sex
LITTLE KID: It's discusting
EDOUARD: thats how we do to make children
FAT KID : And the seed's come out of your balls
LITTLE KID: hein! well how those the seed comes out
CHRISTIAN :Well...the balls open from the middle and the sperm comes out underneath.
ERNEST: *beep* ,that must hurt real bad
UNKNOWN KID : Well its loosing your virginity it hurt at first , its well known.
LITTLE KID: So that must be why grown up screams while doing it.
.....Student enter classroom........
JULIEN : You should watch cable , you'll see how its done.
CHRISTIAN: Well,yes but my parents dont want.
ERNEST : Hey look its Marie Therese
JOSE: They say she's not wearing any panties
Fat kid lift her dress and get slaped in the face.
FAT KID: She's crazy or what!
CHRISTIAN: you Dont know,her parents had gotten a divorce during the hollidays.
JULIEN : How do you know that
CHRISTIAN : Its the butcher who told my mum at the hairdresser
ERNEST: They say that her dad was treating her mum like *beep*
ARTHUR: No that's what they all say,My mum said that her mum is a drunk.
CHRISTIAN : No her dad had found a mistress
In any case , with the parents she has she will end up a whore,
JULIEN : My parents will never divorce,they love each other
CHRISTIAN: Mine are against it
JOSE :mine, they cant, the pope is against it
TEACHER VICTOR : Hello childrens, I am your Teacher Mister Cassine but you can call me Victor,You know why?...
Because my name is Victor! giggle
KID1=Hoooo is ugly!
KID2=No is ok
TEACHER VICTOR: Your teacher of last year,Miss Esthelle is my wife,so I know everything about you lot.
JOSE: He's such a geek
FAT KID : You are right.
KID1 : Ho! his old he is at least 50
TEACHER : Well, for example... -To Arthur- What his your name,you?
ARTHUR: Well me , Arthur Monlin , why?!!
HEAD MASTER : Good morning childrens
KIDS TOGETHER: Good morning miss
They are about to stand up
HEAD MASTER: Its ok,stay seated..Mister Casigne , could you come please?
ARTHUR: Did you see the way she looked at him,I am sure she told him.
ERNEST: What ?!!
ARTHUR : That I was in love with her.
ERNEST: Who?!!
ARTHUR : Well last year teacher
ERNEST : You are in love with the teacher
ARTHUR :Yes and she is in love with me
ERNEST: Holly Cow
ARTHUR : You didnt notice the way she looked at me last year?
ERNEST: The way he looked at you she had told him everything , he will give you bad grades , and you'll have to repeat all your classes. You probably will never get to middle school in all your life. You are *beep*
TEACHER/VICTOR : Well student I want to introduce you to a new student that had just arived at Chavney,He's going to spend the year with us.He's name is Thomas Florant
THOMAS : No..Thomas Carmane , Florent its the familly name of my step-mother , who was just there.
TEACHER/VICTOR : Ok and Carmane is your dad's name
Thomas : No its my mother's name
TEACHER/VICTOR : But... heu..
THOMAS : When my parents had me , they were not married so I was given my mum's familly name and when they got married I kept her name and when they divorced allso, to avoid any complication.
TEACHER/VICTOR : Ha ok so right now you are living wth your dad,right ? Go take a sea...
THOMAS: Yes my mum just divorced again and she remaried with a..a... well its my new step dad , and he works in England , so because I cant live there I whent back to live with my Step-dad and his new whife , she has plenty of kids...
JOSE -to fat kid- : Hes such a suck up
TEACHER/VICTOR : Ok..Go seat were you want,go. Now children you are taking a peice of paper and...
THOMAS -to Christian - : Is this seat taken ?
CHRISTIAN : No! Its Taken -To Julien- Did you see the divorce kid! He just arived and he allready have the teacher in his hand,he's a pro him,he's dangerous.
-Bell ring-
TEACHER/VICTOR : -To sport teacher- You see the problem when you trow the ball , your not going far enough.
SPORT TEACHER : Thats not trowing the ball , thats a defense.
TEACHER/VICTOR : Heu...ok..see you
ARTHUR : -to teacher- Mister well for everything to be clear between us , I wanted to tell you that between your wife and me nothing happened.
TEACHER/VICTOR : Ha good
ARTHUR: We didnt have the time
TEACHER/VICTOR : Ho..I see
ARTHUR :..Goodbye
TEACHER/VICTOR : See you....Arthur!..thank you,hein!
ARTHUR: goodbye!
JOSE: What the *beep* were you doin'
ARTHUR : Its a long story
JULIEN: Hey look , -pointing at Anne marie waiting in the street- she's doing the street!
CHRISTIAN : We should ask her how much she take!
JULIEN : You should ask you!
UNKNOWN KID : Loosers the first to ask her will have my vote for school president.
JULIEN AND CHRISTIAN : -Running towards Marie Helenne- Marie Hellene!,Marie Hellene! Marie Hellene!
JULIEN : How much do you take -Marie Hellene turns around,she's crying-
ARTHUR : So you asked her?
ERNEST : Hey laugh a little , you!
TEACHER/VICTOR: What's going on here , what have you done to her.
CHRISTIAN: I dont know its Julien who wanted to tell her something!
JOSE : He's a casanova, he makes girls cry
TEACHER/VICTOR: That's inteligent! ,who said this?
JOSE : ..me
TEACHER/VICTOR : It makes you laugh..get out!
-To Marie hellene-What's hapening?
MARIE HELLENE : Sometimes I live with my mum , sometimes I live with my dad and I dont remember were I have to go this week.
TEACHER/VICTOR : Thats nothing , I am going to call your parents , it will be allright. Your not crying anymore? You stay there I will be back. Julien -grabs Julien- you stay with her and be nice,ok
LUNCH LADY : -To Teacher/Victor while he's dialing numbers- Parents like that I will put them all in Jail, with no exeptions!
JOSE : Check out that chick!
CHRISTIAN : Who he she? A new girl?
ERNEST: She's the daughter of the teacher.
JOSE: Your kidding , the teachers daughter's ugly with pony tails .
ERNEST: Well now she dont have her pony tails and she's hot!
CHRISTIAN: Shut the *beep* up , stop talking *beep* about her , she's nice!
PENELOPE : There's a little pick me up, its not as good as wiskey but that all they wanted to give me.
CHRISTIAN : -looking at Julien and Teachers daughter looking at each other- Hey Julien,let's go!
PENELOPE: -Glass fall on floor-look what you've done
JULIEN : No..I...I..I
-They laugh-
CHRISTIAN : What the *beep* you doin'
ESTHELLE : We say what are you doing ?
KIDS TOGETHER : Hello miss Esthelle!
ARTHUR : Damn, she's so fine. -looking at Esthelle- she's not a brunette but she's so fine.
TEACHER/VICTOR: Everything is fixed you are going with your father and in a car driven by me.
PENELOPE : It's a *beep* car
ESTHELLE : Penelope ! -holding Marie therese hand - Ok , to remember were you have to live each week,there's an easy way today we are Monday the 14th its a ...
ERNEST : Look at the teacher's car , its a losser's car
JOSE : Yeh teachers are poor , its well known!
CHRISTIAN : Did you see what Marie Hellene had done , now she can do wathever she wants , she's sure to pass in middle school.
LITTLE KID : hey,hey I told all the little one's how to have sex and they are not about to try.
END OF PART ONE.