Genial mes parents Divorcent youtube transcript 2

Link to video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uvDwUQEwP0
Genial mes parents Divorcent ! (Great my Parents are Geting a Divorce!)
PART 2.
JULIEN (To the fish) What are you doing here,you?
It's a good job I'm here otherwise his parents, thoses bitches,they would have swallowed him alive,its like that nature.
CHRISTIAN (From the window) Julien!
JULIEN: What?!!
CHRISTIAN: Come here! "Julien run to Christian house next door"
Hurry up,today its the full moon.
JULIEN: Wouaw didnt know these sort of things existed!
CHRISTIAN: Well yes it does,Now pass it to me!
JULIEN : Wait!...ho too late! .. Since when does Ernest has a telescope.
CHRISTIAN:I dont know,but are you sure its him.Does he answer you?
JULIEN:NO
CHRISTIAN: My mum,the little *beep* is checking out my mum , mum!,mum! Get out!
CHRISTIAN'S MUM: Wait sweety , I'm naked,what is it? Ho your there Julien!
CHRISTIAN: You are showing yourself naked to everyone I had enough,more then enough!
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JULIEN : Great , Vanilla cream,they are better then chocolate!
DAD : Julien , me and your mum we must tell you something.
MUM:We didnt want to tell you before because we did not want to spoil your holliday but your dad and me decided to get a divorce.
DAD: But it dosnt change anything you know,Dad will allways be dad and mum will allways be mum,Will just have each our own apartement , thats all. And of course if you wanna see one or the other , you will be able to,you see! And me I will live in Chavney for this reason.
MUM: Plus you know , Familly is an old thing,like thoses American soap were everybody fight.
JULIEN : Yes but when they fight,they allways nd up back together at the end.
-From window-
MUM: could you bring the car back tomorow.
DAD: yes,allright.
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CHRISTIAN: Hey wassup! you allright
JULIEN : Yeh,no problem
CHRISTIAN: Did you watch soccer last night
JULIEN : No I was reading
CHRISTIAN Hey I saw your parents outside yesterday
JULIEN: Hey ho Ernest! you were checking christian's mum while she was taking her shower.
ERSNEST : What! your nuts
CHRISTIAN: I saw you, bitch!
JOSE: you are sexually obsessed
ERNEST:You are all crazy , I did nothing!
LITTLE KID : Hey Ernest can I go buy somme papers.
ERNEST :Yeh,yeh-Christian grab him by the shirt- Let me go you prick
CHRISTIAN : If you do that again I'll smash your face,ok!
ERNEST: But I did nothing!
CHRISTIAN: Yeh I saw you,you liar! Anyway , today you are not crossing the bridge,ok!
ERNEST:He's crazy him,I tell you , I did nothing,this is injustice! Hey Julien I swear it on my brother's head,you beleive me?
MAN IN STORE: What do you want kiddo..........So?!!!
LITTLE KID: I would like somme ham,sir!
MAN IN STORE: I dont have any , kid , this is a librairy not a butcher
LITTLE KID : Ho..excuse me I didnt see , I made a mistake,goodbye sir,thank you sir!
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VICTOR : Nuts come from the nut tree,they are in one or two inside of a..In nut tree ,only one n , and how much polaine can a nut tree make?-Bell rings- 6 millions remember this number its important,6 millions,6 millions of polaine seeds.
-To Julien- Can you imagine.
JOSE: What his he doin' ?
VICTOR:Penelope,ho! you there,your mum and my wife are waiting for us.
JOSE: Ok we are going now!?
CHRISTIAN: Julien were did your dad go?
JULIEN: what are you talking about?
JOSE: They say he left , its Christian's mum who told my mum yesterday.
JULIEN : Well he went..... -Black Lunch lady passing by-
LUNCH LADY : How are you children?
KIDS: Very well , thank madame
JULIEN : ...he went to Africa
JOSE: Wouaw thats cool,for what?!!
JULIEN : He went to build water pumps so that little Africans dosnt starve to death.
JOSE: Wouaw Top , thats really cool!
JULIEN : Yeah My dad allways had that sort of ideas,He fought in May 68 to help the poor in France then he went to Africa to help the under developed.
UNKNOW KID : Like doctors without borthers?
JULIEN : Yea except that he's not a doctor.
CHRISTIAN: It's not the same you'r talking bull *beep*
UNKNOW KID: well anyway top 50 his dad,he's a heroe!
CHRISTIAN: All that are lies my dad tells me that they all manipulated by the russians
JOSE:But the russians are cool now
JULIEN:hoooo
CHRISTIAN: What is it?!!!
JULIEN: I forgot something in class for my mum.I had to go shopping for her on my way back.
JOSE:There's allways something
JULIEN:You can go without me
JOSE: Ok see you later,Ciao..........Ok we can go now
CHRISTIAN: Relax we are not gonna be late,your tv show dosnt start until 12.30 pm
JOSE: Yeah but I dont wanna miss the comercials
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KID AT DINNER TABLE : Hey look guys its Julien!
ERNEST : Comme Julien seat with us!
JULIEN : THere's no place
ERNEST : We just gonna squeese ourself
FAT KID: No way the food is for 6 people not seven
ERNEST : You are afraid to loose weight?!
FAT KID : Do you want me to ask the headmaster?
JULIEN: It's allright,No sweat!
FAT KID : Wait.... I'm ok to give you my place if everybody pass me their lunch! you,you,you right there!
LITTLE KID: (with mouth full) you are too late I allready eaten all my sausages.
JULIEN: Its the jungle to eat here!
LITTLE KID : (Barfing out) Its the skin that was stuck!
ERNEST:You are eating at the cantina this year?
JULIEN: Well hum...yeh because since my dad left for Africa , my mum is too busy so..
ERNEST:Super!
EDOUARD:Great! Your lucky to have parents like that , mine's are just pricks.