"Stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate that is on top of it!"
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^^ That whole sequence was really awkward and uncomfortable.
Don't wanna end up kissing Nat King Cole over here.. he died in 1965, kissing him now would be very awkward.
Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment. -Michael Corleone
"This prick last week wanted me to christen his kid."
My job is to inform, not persuade- Dan Rather
Not so much a line but every time Henry put on that stupid laugh. Like when Jimmy is strangling Morrie! Yeah right Henry, laughing like a retarded hyena is going to calm Jimmy Conway.
I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time Del Boy, it's them that started me drinking!
He first did that laugh when Tommy was telling the story about laying in the grass in Secaucus. "Go *beep* your motha!"
My job is to inform, not persuade- Dan Rather
BAM BAM, just once I wish I was big. It just annoyed me the way he seemed to use it to diffuse tense situations.
I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time Del Boy, it's them that started me drinking!
Paulie: "Tommy's a bad kid, he's a bad seed. What I supposed to do? Shoot him?"
Sonny: "Well that wouldn't be a bad idea."
(then Paulie's look. Awwwwkward!)
Sonny: "I'm sorry, I didn't meant to say that."
~~~"Who do you think you're dealing with? Guess again."~~~
"How could you miss at this distance?"
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"Wait a couple of minutes and we'll all leave together, that way we don't look like a bunch of hobos staggering out!"
Okay...?
TOMMY: I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
MOTHER: One's going east, the other’s going west. So what?
TOMMY: And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?" The guy's got a nice head of white hair. Beautiful. The dog it looks the same.
JIMMY: Looks like somebody we know.