Worst taglines youve ever heard

I know you posted this some time ago, but I found a page that might interest you:

http://horror.about.com/od/horrortoppicklists/a/50worsttaglines.htm

I was going to include some of these in a reply, but I found that pretty much all of them are equally laughable. So I can't take credit for "finding" any of them; the credit belongs to Mark Harris, who compiled that list.

However, there are a few that I found that aren't on that list, such as:

The Room: A film with the passion of Tennessee Williams. (Puh-leeeeeze!)

Bram Stoker's Dracula: Love Never Dies. (And neither does pretentious, badly-acted rubbish.) Also Beware. (Very apropos.)

Killer Condom: The rubber that rubs you out. (Actually, this one's kind of funny.)

I hope you get some laughs off of that list, Creepshow tonite, after waiting so long.

The Falcon flies

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