Penelope Ann Miller about as Italian as.................

Oh come on she's at least as italian as spaghetti o's

They should have cast Marisa Tomei or Annabella Sciorra.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Marlon Brando wasn't Italian, either.

His last name was a variation of "Brandau," a German name. Go figure.

Protovision... I have you now!

True, but give anyone a Queens accent, and they'll be as Italian as you want.





I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.