Lambada vs. Salsa

Salsa is named after a dip. Only dips dance the Salsa. They have yet to invent a food product good enough to be called the Lambada.

For a science olympics I competed in, my team won gold medals. The team in last place got "Salsa! It's Hot!!!" T-shirts. If The Forbidden Dance had already been filmed, I'm sure first place would have been awarded Lambada T-shirts!

The Salsa has NEVER been forbidden! Wuss wuss wuss!!!