1) Then Special Forces raid a South American cocain lab, there is always a yellow tank conviently marked "flammable" in english!
2) The native indians of any South American country look very much like tribesmen of South East Asia.
What have you guys learned?
/Fred
I'm a Republican, and thats my opinion on this matter.
3) Mr. Quan's food was great
4)a gas chamber can kill anyone in a couple of seconds, but it cant kill chuck
5)billy drago is an evil motherf ucker
6)if you are the us army you can go into any country you like and blow the *beep* out of it
7)chuck norris is a better teacher than any henchman
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1) General Olmedo is so dumb he will keep his chopper perfectly still for general Taylor to shoot him!
2)if you 're an undercover agent and you're the only one to know your enemy's flight plans you will stay in the country even after ramon got bail.
3) the pilot will never notice that the cargo door of his plane has been opened in midair since the plane will Not depressurize!
4) Ernesto needs to relax!
5) with Chuck, it's always the hard way!
6 ) Time stretches in San Carlos: The gunship are ALWAYS 20 min away even though hey took off 30 MINUTES AGO!
-You may have a coronary..
- A coronary? My heart wouldn't dare attack me!
7) South American druglords cannot fly!
I'm a Republican, and thats my opinion on this matter.
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When crossing a primitive suspension bridge the hero will always have a close call involving a splintering piece of wood which the camera then shows falling to the river far below.
shareits always handy to have a bullet proof limo but its not rocket proof.
climbing sheer rock faces are going to be diffcult to climb.
Even though Cocaine is the biggest cash crop in many Central American nations and the drug cartel leaders are known for paying better than most other employers in the area cocaine barrens hold whole villages hostage and use them as slave labor like African diamond miners.
share1. Even if chuck's handgun runs out of bullets, he can still fire it.
2. A helicopter that has four rockets, can fire twice the amount.
3. Same as #3, a helicopter that has eight rockets, can fire 5x the amount.
4. A helicopter can fly about 30,000 ft in the air with 2 person attached to a rope.
5. When firing a weapon, never aim down the sight, just hold it at your chest's height and spray and pray.
1: The DEA makes a point of standing out when conducting a undercover sting
2: Chuck teaches hard lessons, mainly with kicks and punches
3: Never tell Chuck he's bluffing when an airplane door is already open
4: Air kicks to drug lords chest's will have no major effects such as broken ribs or even winding them
5: Drug lord generals don't pay enough attention to their mistresses
6: When you are the undercover cop who book's a drug dealers flight which in turn gets him 'skynapped', it is perfectly fine to return to undercover duty, he would never suspect s thing, not
7: Foreign troops only requirea single, non militery guide during the destruction of selected drug crops
8: Chinese shop owners use wrong tactics against skinheads
9: Assault of people can be put down to a motivational seminar
10: Drug dealers prefer to fly regular first class flights, rather than having their own private jet
11: Judges obviously don't know how much drug dealers make, otherwise bail would be set higher
When you talk to God it’s called prayer...when God talks to you it’s called schizophrenia...
San Carlos is a sovereign country, NOT A PUPPET OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!
El Jefe knew Scott was going to come
30. you dont want to be chucks underwear when he falls off a cliff
31.a henchman cant cut off a simple rope with a big machete.