Well there are so many classic lines in this film but one of my faves is:
"Dont worry about it mate. Banana's aren't safe with her around"
Thats a guy talking about his wife after he sees her having a bit of tonsil tennis with Robbie..
Great film and it really captures the scouse p*ss-taking mentality.
And yes.. You are reading my signature..
I'm gregarious, hi Greg I'm Donna, what after the kebab lol )
shareWinking dancer "wanna come back to my place"?
Maureen "What for"?
Winking dancer "A F%(k and a pizza"
Maureen "..... ..... Is it a wholemeal pizza" ?
Hello I-I'm Harvey & I've come to give you jipshare
.... Also.
Colin Welland ... "DESMOOOONNNND"
Haha
Hello I-I'm Harvey & I've come to give you jipshare
BILLY : "I`m not gonna get married, i`m gonna stay with me mum"
ROBBIE : "Dont you think that woman has suffered enough"
My favourite:
'Have you got a match?'
'How about mixed doubles?'
'Don't you need big balls for that?'
Sheer brilliance, and so much more witty dialogue in this great film. I first saw it back in 1990, aged 19, and absolutely loved it. The music, the laughs in it and of course, Con O'Neill...mmmm.