Other great lines besides the ads

Let's level with the American public.
We can't do that - we're in advertising.

Your ads worked. This honesty thing is a great concept, but we don't know much about it, so we need you back.

We can't do things. We're maniacs. Ask around.

It can't be that difficult - find a compelling truth about each product.
"Try this shampoo. It's fantastic."
It's boring, not true.

I want the honesty!
I thought we were just trying to make it sound honest.
No. I want us to be completely honest.
I'm completely lost.