A piece of crap

Sincerely I cannot understand how somebody can call this a classic. It´s the worst movie I´ve seen in a very long time along with Adrift. No music -how can somebody (the director) not relize that without sonundtrack a movie losses a lot in emotional content, suspense, humour?- no plot, superficial characters who didn´t show any own characteristic, slow, boring. Just a poor linear sequence in which it only happens what it has to happen according to any basic video or dvd synopsis and period. Just two or three funny scenes, some romantic maybe, and that´s it. A lot of empty and incoherent scenes, that don´t transmit any emotion, and don´t you say that´s subjective. No saving, elements worth to see, anything original, innovative. A real piece of *beep* in a very low level into the great japanese cinema. This movie can be made by anybody because it doesn´t demand the slightest bit of talent.