Karma Kramer?
i luv it
shareGot to love a man who prefers the smoothness of butter over the use of shaving cream for his face.
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, touch it.
Jerry: But I don't want to!
Although I have always wanted to try butter instead of shaving cream.
shareI wonder too myself. Must have something to do with one of the ingredients found in butter to get that smooth feeling.
Ok, here's the full scene as it happened:
Kramer: Did you see Bania's set last night? 'Cause I read on the Internet he killed.
Jerry: He killed. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. He's a time slot hit.
Kramer: Well, you gotta give him some credit. (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being totally ridiculous. (keeps rubbing) I'll see you later buddy.
Jerry: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Do I have to ask?
Kramer: I ran out of butter so I had to borrow yours. Anything else, Mr. Nosy?
Kramer starts to walk out, Jerry grabs him by the shirttail and drags him back.
Jerry: Why are you buttering your face?
Kramer: I'm shaving with it.
Jerry: Oh Moses smell the roses.
Kramer: Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream. Now feel my face.
Jerry: No.
Kramer: Feel it.
Jerry: I don't want to.
Kramer: Feel it. Feel it.
Jerry (places two slices of bread against Kramer's face): That is close.
Kramer takes the bread and eats it as he walks out of Jerry's apartment.