Lazy Writing (Multiple Useless Mysteries)
Please get me right; this is the best comedy show ever made, and it doesn't even have those 'sappy moments' or 'injected serious romance' that pretty much all other comedy shows are infested and tainted with (Cheers, Frasier, Mad about You, etc). It dares to be bold, and tell the truth about relationships - though it still has plenty of misandry.
In any case, I appreciate Seinfeld very much, it's a very, very funny show, and it has made me laugh more than probably any other single TV show.
However, there's one recurring lazy writing symptom that bugs me quite a lot.
"Mystery" is not good or intelligent writing, it's not good comedy. It can make you laugh (and feel frustrated) a couple of times, but the over-usage of it in this show is a bit annoying.
What do I mean by 'mystery'? Well, I better list some, so the reader can get a better picture.
- Why didn't she eat the pie?
- Why did she wear the same dress -always- (even in old photos!)?
- What was wrong with Ellen (the 'loser' girl that looked pretty)?
The show introduces us to interesting things and quirks, puzzles that we'd like to get a satisfactory answer to - and then never answers them. It never even tries. It just leaves it out completely. That's taking the easy way out. You don't have to come up with anything, except a 'mystery', and that way, you can entertain your audience, and then the show is over. You don't have to know anything, you don't have to try to come up with a clever explanation or create an intelligent solution to the mystery - you just leave it "open" or to the viewer's "imagination", and pat yourself on the back.
That's not how good writing works. It's frustrating, almost to the point of being maddening, and ANYONE CAN DO IT.
Anyone can come up with some weird, quirky mystery, that is never resolved. It takes intelligence and creativity to do that AND solve it satisfactorily, in a funny way.
I do appreciate all the intelligence, effort and creativity that went into Seinfeld - but I don't understand why they constantly insulted the viewer with this lazy 'mystery crap' that required no effort.
"This girl does thing B, and Seinfeld wants to know why, and he never gets to know. Isn't that funny? Let's use that in many, many episodes!"
Who the heck greenlighted this particular lazy writing idea?
Sheesh.
What's the point of having a mystery and wallowing in it throughout the whole episode, when it's never resolved anyway? It's just a very lazy writing, and I can't believe they let this happen not only once, but I don't even know how many times!
These mysteries are completely useless.
They're just 'weirdness for the sake of weirdness'.
And that's not comedy, that's just lazy.